There is software that translates video to text. Feel free to look it up.

C'mon. Whatever evil entity that makes up the Antichrist would portray itself as something less buffoonery than Donald Trump. I'd think that it would have more respect for itself.

#3

Desi was also the first to use 3 cameras. He was brilliant about the nuts and bolts of production. A true innovator.

I can't imagine setting myself aflame for any cause, no matter how just or righteous.
A bullet to the head or an overdose of pain killers seem like quicker, less painful exits.
But then, I'm a romantic.

That was the best episode of SNL in years.

69!!!!!!!!!!!!

It seems like you support Biden in violating US law.

If the president does it, it's not illegal.

And it accrues $111K a day until it's paid.

And Trump can't appeal until he posts a 120% bond.

And he still hasn't addressed E. Jean Carroll's $83M.

That's a lot of shoes.

Scrambled eggs should be called scrambled chickens in Alabama.

#9

Yep. Trump could leave tomorrow, but the seeds have already been planted.

#26

Just wait until the riots start.

Such a plan would, with 100% certainty, descend into chaos and violence soon after implementation began. Civic life would come to a screeching halt. Families would be torn apart. There would be video on the nightly news of infants being ripped from the arms of their parents by men wearing tactical gear and black visors. Many people would die. Many more people " including legal immigrants, legal permanent residents, and U.S. citizens " would be unlawfully imprisoned, unlawfully deported, or worse, as there is no question that racism, as opposed to the law, would be the primary fuel for this rocket ship to Hell.

Right wing zealots and conspiracy theorists have long feared mobilization of armed forces on U.S. soil, claiming that such a thing was a harbinger of a military takeover and the smashing of the regime's political enemies. They have hysterically warned that under such circumstances we would, at the very least, become a "papers please" country. Now Trump and Miller are actively campaigning on such a thing. A plan under which brown people, no matter their status, would be at risk, papers be damned. Amazingly, none of the right wing conspiracy theorists from back in the day seem to fear this sort of military exercise. They think it's grand. Funny that.

If we reelect Trump there will be no coming back. America will become indistinguishable from a fascist state. We simply cannot survive it.

Most people are having trouble making and receiving calls from their cell phones. No one under 30 has noticed.

Elmo restored her account.

In 50 years Trump's name will be an expletive.

The James Buchanan Society protests. "There goes our notoriety. Now why would we be relevant?"

I move for a mistrial! Do you realize there's not a single homosexual on that jury?

What ever happened to Hunter's email?

The whistleblower got arrested for fraud.

Extra padding for bone spurs?

The founders were Deists.

Belief in God based on reason rather than revelation or the teaching of any specific religion is known as deism.

Deism is a philosophical and theological position that rejects revelation as a source of divine knowledge. Deists believe in a higher power or supreme being, an afterlife, and the authority of human reason over divine revelation. They also believe that God created the world and left it to operate under natural laws.
Deism values human reason and the scientific method, and rejects the Bible as the revealed word of God. Deist theology doesn't allow for miracles, and considers biblical references to miracles to be myths.

In fact, it was likely their own "faith" that led them to this conclusion. Many of the founding fathers"Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, Madison and Monroe"practiced a faith called Deism. Deism is a philosophical belief in human reason as a reliable means of solving social and political problems.

Republicans, remember: You asked for this. Given the choice between a dozen solid conservatives and one Clinton-supporting con-artist and game-show host, you chose the con-artist. You chose him freely. Nobody made you do it.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Couldn't get enough suckers to donate.

#37

Damit! I just gave $3.48

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