Trump Is Now Hawking Watches

Friday, September 27, 2024

"Hi everyone, it's your favorite president, Donald J. Trump." So begins Trump's video introduction -- nearly indistinguishable from a Saturday Night Live sketch ...

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 05:31 PM | 26 COMMENTS | permalink

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Did deep, MAGA dumfux. The orange pedo's legal bills aren't going to pay for themselves.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-09-26 05:47 PM

Add a Trump watch to those Trump silver coins, ROBSON. It was never your money, it was always his.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2024-09-26 05:56 PM

Marco Rubio once said that without his inheritance, Trump would be hawking watches on a New York street corner. Honestly, even with that inheritance and everything he's swindled from the American people, he still feels like the guy in a trench coat saying, 'Hey, buddy, wanna buy a watch?' So, are we really shocked when the guy selling watches turns out to be just as slick as a Bible salesman?" Glen Carroll (@MrGlenCarroll) September 26, 2024

#3 | Posted by censored at 2024-09-26 07:54 PM

Here is the Grifter King with his latest scam, watches for $100,000 each. pic.twitter.com/2pD6ZjvMV1" Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 26, 2024

#4 | Posted by censored at 2024-09-26 07:56 PM

Next up - LOSER brand diapers and flak jackets.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-09-27 02:41 AM

No, no, LEGALLY. Trump doesn't wear a flak jacket. They make him look fat(er).

He wears Kevlar Longjohns now. Cause you never know where the bullet is going to end up.

#6 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-09-27 05:12 AM

Buy a couple of those "Victory Tourbillons," rustle up another $37,000 and you've got Melania's "speaking fee" covered. Griftin, griftin, griftin, keep them goobers a-grifted, rawhide!

#7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-09-27 05:57 AM

I simply can't ..... ROFLMBAO .....

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to TRUMPY TROUT!

Now this is a Trump product that could actually hook a person's funny bone!

He's building a new pond, and the bass will pay for it.....

#8 | Posted by tonyroma at 2024-09-27 08:42 AM

$100K for a watch?

If you're gonna be a whore, be a high paid one.

#9 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-09-27 09:06 AM

That was the "big announcement" I got the text for?

Dear god, he's fleecing the suckers as fast as possible now. His internal polling must be really bad.

#10 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-09-27 09:07 AM

So tacky. Gaudy watches were last century.

#11 | Posted by horstngraben at 2024-09-27 01:04 PM

So tacky. Gaudy watches were last century.
#11 | Posted by horstngraben

Things that are younger than Trump:
Color TV
The nation of India
The states of Hawaii and Alaska
www.usatoday.com

#12 | Posted by censored at 2024-09-27 05:38 PM

Silly and pathetic and sad all at once ...

#13 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2024-09-28 02:43 AM

It's just another headline grabber. Trump sells things that aren't even manufactured in China YET, takes the sucker's money and puts them on a waiting list.

#14 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-09-28 06:12 AM

This feels like a "make offer, all sales final" yard sale before a big move out of state (or country) is underway. Is life in Moscow really that expensive?

Yes, I think he will try to do a runner. The only problem is getting away from his SS detail.

#15 | Posted by Hickory at 2024-09-28 09:10 AM

The only problem is getting away from his SS detail.

#15 | Posted by Hickory

Trump has a history of corrupting his Secret Service people.

#16 | Posted by Zed at 2024-09-28 09:29 AM

Trump's demonstrated habit of corrupting his security detail is one reason I still suspect that his Butler assassination attempt was theater, and that he just found some weak-minded dope to wait outside a hedge at that golf course.

#17 | Posted by Zed at 2024-09-28 09:36 AM

He's nothing but a shameless whore.

#18 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-09-28 11:10 AM

Guaranteed to have the right time at least twice a day!

#19 | Posted by donnerboy at 2024-09-28 12:02 PM

It's so embarrassing that Boris Johnson didn't sell his own rum and Xanax biscuits, or Putin's 'Melania' toy line including refillable bladder. Trump will be furious he didn't think of her first.

There is still Nethanyahu's Daily Holocaust Remembrance gift of puppeteering Joe Biden.

Watches are marginally better in terms of which will stand the test of time.*

*Dad joke notwithstanding if Biden gasps "We're looking into it" one more time it must be proven he isn't animatronic.

#20 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2024-09-28 03:52 PM

Trump is selling the concept of a $100K watch. All sales are final and there's no guarantee the watch will ever actually be made and delivered. It can be purchased using crypto and can be bought from anywhere in the world.
This is money laundering, plain and simple.

#21 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2024-09-29 11:22 AM

#20
Bugger off, nincompoop.

#22 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-09-29 12:52 PM

Sure smells like a money laundering scheme for Putin to dump money into his cash strapped campaign. He's no stranger to Russian money laundering as his real estate holdings depend on dirty kompromat Putin money to prop it up. When you finally realize that Trump works for Russia everything he does and says makes sense.

#23 | Posted by AlternateFacts at 2024-09-29 02:30 PM

This is another money laundering scheme for Putin's DNA receptacle.

#24 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-09-29 04:23 PM

Rumor has it that the watches day/date is permanently set to Jan 6.

#25 | Posted by Charliecharles at 2024-09-29 04:42 PM

Zed, you have something resembling evidence of any kind for that "corrupted" assertion? Sounds like absolute made up bullcrap to me.

#26 | Posted by ABH at 2024-09-29 05:07 PM

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