Trump Is Now Hawking Watches

Friday, September 27, 2024

"Hi everyone, it's your favorite president, Donald J. Trump." So begins Trump's video introduction -- nearly indistinguishable from a Saturday Night Live sketch ...

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Did deep, MAGA dumfux. The orange pedo's legal bills aren't going to pay for themselves.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2024-09-26 05:47 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Add a Trump watch to those Trump silver coins, ROBSON. It was never your money, it was always his.

#2 | Posted by Zed at 2024-09-26 05:56 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Marco Rubio once said that without his inheritance, Trump would be hawking watches on a New York street corner. Honestly, even with that inheritance and everything he's swindled from the American people, he still feels like the guy in a trench coat saying, 'Hey, buddy, wanna buy a watch?' So, are we really shocked when the guy selling watches turns out to be just as slick as a Bible salesman?" Glen Carroll (@MrGlenCarroll) September 26, 2024

#3 | Posted by censored at 2024-09-26 07:54 PM | Reply

Here is the Grifter King with his latest scam, watches for $100,000 each. pic.twitter.com/2pD6ZjvMV1" Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) September 26, 2024

#4 | Posted by censored at 2024-09-26 07:56 PM | Reply

Next up - LOSER brand diapers and flak jackets.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2024-09-27 02:41 AM | Reply

No, no, LEGALLY. Trump doesn't wear a flak jacket. They make him look fat(er).

He wears Kevlar Longjohns now. Cause you never know where the bullet is going to end up.

#6 | Posted by Twinpac at 2024-09-27 05:12 AM | Reply

Buy a couple of those "Victory Tourbillons," rustle up another $37,000 and you've got Melania's "speaking fee" covered. Griftin, griftin, griftin, keep them goobers a-grifted, rawhide!

#7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2024-09-27 05:57 AM | Reply

I simply can't ..... ROFLMBAO .....

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to TRUMPY TROUT!

Now this is a Trump product that could actually hook a person's funny bone!

He's building a new pond, and the bass will pay for it.....

#8 | Posted by tonyroma at 2024-09-27 08:42 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

$100K for a watch?

If you're gonna be a whore, be a high paid one.

#9 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-09-27 09:06 AM | Reply

That was the "big announcement" I got the text for?

Dear god, he's fleecing the suckers as fast as possible now. His internal polling must be really bad.

#10 | Posted by Nixon at 2024-09-27 09:07 AM | Reply

So tacky. Gaudy watches were last century.

#11 | Posted by horstngraben at 2024-09-27 01:04 PM | Reply

So tacky. Gaudy watches were last century.
#11 | Posted by horstngraben

Things that are younger than Trump:
Color TV
The nation of India
The states of Hawaii and Alaska
www.usatoday.com

#12 | Posted by censored at 2024-09-27 05:38 PM | Reply