MAGA declares war on masturbation with new sex laws

Tuesday, April 08, 2025

Republican Senator Angela Paxton, wife of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, has introduced a bill to punish online retailers that sell an 'obscene device' to people without age verification.

Posted by censored at 01:27 PM | 73 COMMENTS | permalink

First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out"because I was not a socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists, and I did not speak out"because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me"and there was no one left to speak for me. [image or embed]
" FlockOfCats.famichiki.jp.ap.brid.gy (@FlockOfCats.famichiki.jp.ap.brid.gy) April 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM

Comments

This will definitely stop teens from touching themselves. Just like prohibiting birth control sales to under-18s stopped them from having sex.

#1 | Posted by censored at 2025-04-08 01:30 PM

""This kind of legislation doesn't protect people; it embarrasses them. It creates unnecessary barriers and reinforces harmful stigmas that many of us have spent years trying to dismantle."

The move comes as officials in Florida plans to loosen up child labour laws to let children as young as 14 work overnight shifts, even on school days.

Journalist Daniela Elser said of the situation in America: "------- are out. Child labour? Back in. If Mr Trump's Washington has been busy butchering the US government... then the states have been busy doing their darnedest to Make America Garbage Again.""

#2 | Posted by censored at 2025-04-08 01:49 PM

"punish online retailers that sell an 'obscene device' to people without age verification."

Your Digital Papers Please!
FREEDOM!!!

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-04-08 01:54 PM

The tipping point is nigh.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-04-08 03:57 PM

So teenage boys will have to go back to ------- the family couch.

#5 | Posted by mattm at 2025-04-08 04:16 PM

Following someone @FlockOfCats for news. The linked 'article' is even worse. Shocked it's not a front page big bold headline.

#6 | Posted by gracieamazed at 2025-04-08 04:23 PM

GracieAmazed, it's cruelty to animals, to shoot the cat messenger.
Luckily for your shopping needs, this law won't affect you in Florida!
Texans Might Soon Have to Show Photo ID to Buy a ----- Online
www.404media.co

#7 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-04-08 04:25 PM

o teenage boys will have to go back to ------- the family couch.

#5 | Posted by mattm at 2025-04-08 04:16 PM

Or your daughter.

#8 | Posted by fortfisher at 2025-04-08 04:44 PM

Or your daughter. That would be statutory rape, something R's are OK with.

#9 | Posted by mattm at 2025-04-08 04:56 PM

Following someone @FlockOfCats for news.
For the humor-impaired, that BlueSky post was supposed to be funny.

The linked 'article' is even worse.
#6 | Posted by gracieamazed

If it means that much to you, you could run a search and then ....

#10 | Posted by censored at 2025-04-08 06:03 PM

Why not just put a photo of Marjorie Taylor Greene on the package?

#11 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2025-04-09 10:49 AM

Dems will not cease their activities until their members have unfettered access to minors. Whether it is drag queens or Rein and his ------ buddies - they want access to your kids.

#12 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 07:38 PM

Scatberg's hoping for a conjugal visit with his ------ idol George Santos.

#13 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-09 07:58 PM

From my cold dead hands!

#14 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-04-09 07:59 PM

"From my cold dead hands!
#14 | Posted by Alexandrite"

Now you are talking like a true liberal Epstein fan.

#15 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 08:03 PM

Unlike trump there aren't dozens of pics of me with Epstein.

#16 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-04-09 08:07 PM

You do know Donald Trump is on Epsteins flight log that Bondi rereleased last month, right?

#17 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-04-09 08:09 PM

Trump also admitted to going backstage at his pageant to watch underage girls undress.

This is who you gleefully voted for.

#18 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-04-09 08:09 PM

Scatberg doesn't like it when you remind him Doe 174 was a regular on Lolita Express.

#19 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-09 08:09 PM

"Unlike trump there aren't dozens of pics of me with Epstein.
#16 | Posted by Alexandrite"

Only because you are a nobody. If you had any amount of fame or money that would have made you a target for Epstein, you would have been on the first flight to pedo island.

#20 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 08:11 PM

"You do know Donald Trump is on Epsteins flight log that Bondi rereleased last month, right?
#17 | Posted by Alexandrite"

Flight log between FL and NY. Never to Pedo Island - or, Fantasy Island as Rein calls it.

#21 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 08:12 PM

If you had any amount of fame or money

I've got money, just not into kids.

You're a sick ---- that voters for sicker ----s.

#22 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-04-09 08:12 PM

I have to hand it to them. They know how to stroke the flames of self abuse.

#23 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-04-09 08:12 PM

You'll notice "Scotts" will never address Trump admitting to being a pedophile watching teenage girls undress.

#24 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-04-09 08:14 PM

Or wanting to screw his 13 year old daughter.

#25 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2025-04-09 08:14 PM

Scatberg faps to the exploits of his child-raping idol.

www.govinfo.gov

#26 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-09 08:14 PM

"Or wanting to screw his 13 year old daughter.
#25 | Posted by Alexandrite"

Wanting to? I am pretty sure Biden's diary made clear that he did indeed screw his 13 year old daughter. Hell, that is why Rein supported him.

#27 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 08:17 PM

Scatberg quivers at the thought of the------------------- tag-teaming a 13 year old with his BFF Epstein.

#28 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-09 08:19 PM

www.politico.com

#29 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-09 08:19 PM

I am pretty sure
#27 | POSTED BY SCOTTS

Pretty sure? So, then, not actually sure. Just assuming.

Thanks for your two cents.

Meanwhile. Trump is on record stating, several times, how much he'd love to rape his daughter.

#30 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-09 08:25 PM

"Trump is on record stating, several times, how much he'd love to rape his daughter.
#30 | Posted by ClownShack"

Link for this lie?

#31 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 08:26 PM

You'll notice "Scotts"

The way he rants it's hard not to.

He was calling JPW a "beaker washer" this morning.... which old wingnut reject was that?

#32 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-04-09 08:30 PM

"He was calling JPW a "beaker washer" this morning...
#32 | Posted by REDIAL"

I call it like I see it. JPW is a low level beaker washer making $15/hour.

#33 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 08:34 PM

Link for this lie?
#31 | POSTED BY SCOTTS

Lie? Oh that's right. You're a stupid troll.

Start here:

Trump's lewd talk about daughter Ivanka in front of White House staff recalled in new book

Aides said he talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that prompted Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,"

www.seattletimes.com

#34 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-09 08:36 PM

Scatberg's a disease-ridden degenerate who preys on toddlers.

#35 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-09 08:36 PM

which old wingnut reject was that?
#32 | POSTED BY REDIAL

It's just a menagerie of SockPuppets.

Bunch of rejected, embarrassed posters.

#36 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-09 08:39 PM

It's incel scatberg.

#37 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-09 08:39 PM

"#34 | Posted by ClownShack"

More fan-fiction by Rein and his ------ buddies. Either unsourced or claims made by people tossed out of the administration.

#38 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 08:40 PM

"JPW is a low level beaker washer making $15/hour."

Double the Federal Minimum Wage?
That sounds like a high level beaker washer.

#39 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-04-09 08:40 PM

Alexandrite,

I agree with you regarding the beauty pageants. I also agree that Trump's comments about Ivanka are creepy.

Biden actually had inappropriate (understatement) showers with his daughter.

Doesn't excuse Trump at all. I bring it up as a reminder to left-wing partisans (not calling you that personally) to be careful about throwing stones when living in a glass house.

#40 | Posted by BellRinger at 2025-04-09 08:41 PM

It's just a menagerie of SockPuppets.

It's like Boaz has released the flying monkeys from his Discord Kry Klub.

#41 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-04-09 08:41 PM

"prompted Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter"

Christian Republicans know that having sex with your own daughter is in accord with the teachings of Jesus.
Because there is nothing in The Bible that says you can't covet your own daughter.

#42 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-04-09 08:43 PM

It's incel scatberg.

I thought that was itchyp but they do seem to both show up at the same time.

#43 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-04-09 08:44 PM

Either unsourced or claims made by people tossed out of the administration.
#38 | POSTED BY SCOTTS

Keep denying reality, stupid.

It's all you can do when you can't refute the facts.

#44 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-09 08:45 PM

"Double the Federal Minimum Wage?
That sounds like a high level beaker washer.
#39 | Posted by snoofy"

Yeah, it is really hitting it out of the park for a claimed advance STEM degree holder. Then again, compared to your lifetime of economic failure, it probably does seem like living the good life. If only JPW could move to California and wash McDonalds' trays instead and bump that pay to $20/hour.

#45 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 08:47 PM

Discord Kry Klub.

Scatberg is also a PWZ reject.

#46 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-09 08:48 PM

"#44 | Posted by ClownShack"

The source is John Kelly - the same guy that 'heard' the suckers and losers comment that no one else did. This guy might actually be Rein with his fan-fiction.

#47 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 08:49 PM

"Scatberg is also a PWZ reject.
#46 | Posted by reinheitsgebot"

No one understands your ------ coded language -------.

#48 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 08:50 PM

Here's the orange pedo and his BFF Epstein prowling for 13 year old prey.

theweek.com

#49 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-09 08:51 PM

The source is John Kelly
#47 | POSTED BY SCOTTS

Keep denying reality, stupid.

It's all you can do when you can't refute the facts.

#50 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-09 08:52 PM

Scatberg is also a PWZ reject.

He was wrexed?

#51 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-04-09 08:53 PM

"Keep denying reality
#50 | Posted by ClownShack"

A well-documented liar, lying...color me shocked. The guy was already debunked on the suckers and losers nonsense - maybe you should reflect on that before fapping over his latest fan-fiction.

#52 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 08:54 PM

Jacque Strap was outed as a pedo on Rex's failed blog.

#53 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-04-09 08:55 PM

'a PWZ reject.'

Yeah: Puszzies With Zits.

Lots of bravado before it started; mainly backslapping, fart jokes, and "Owning Teh Libz" while it lasted, and a total dumpster fire when it self-immolated, and all over...

...a fantasy football league. These Masters of the Universe couldn't even handle fantasy football.

It was RIOTOUS!!! I still laugh about it to this day!

#54 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-04-09 08:55 PM

[Trump] talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her,

"Biden bad!"
-ScottS

#55 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-09 08:55 PM

A well-documented liar, lying...
#52 | POSTED BY SCOTTS

Self retorting retort.

Classic.

#56 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-09 08:56 PM

"The guy was already debunked on the suckers and losers nonsense "

You've got to be a moron to believe I wasn't in the room when he said it is a debunking.

Adult tip: That doesn't prove it didn't happen; it only proves THAT PERSON wasn't in the room at the time.

You're either a roaring dumfuq, or a pathological liar.

#57 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-04-09 08:58 PM

"your ------ coded language "

So PWZ was a front for ------??? That sure explains A LOT.

#58 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-04-09 09:00 PM

"So PWZ was a front for ------??? That sure explains A LOT.
#58 | Posted by Danforth"

I have no idea what PWZ is so I assume it is inside coded language for Rein and his ------ buddies.

#59 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 09:05 PM

"#57 | Posted by Danforth"

You probably still believe that the Hooker Pee Tape is going to drop any minutes. You can't fix stupid.

#60 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 09:06 PM

Hooker Pee Tape
#60 | POSTED BY SCOTTS

More of Trump's fantasies about Ivanka.

#61 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-09 09:10 PM

" have no idea what PWZ is so I assume it is inside coded language for Rein and his ------ buddies."

Nah, it was a guy named Rex, and his ------ buddies.

#62 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-04-09 09:10 PM

"I have no idea what PWZ is..."

.Pedos Worth Zero.

#63 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-04-09 09:12 PM

"More of Trump's fantasies about Ivanka.
#61 | Posted by ClownShack"

Yeah, more liberal fan-fiction. How many gallons of ----- did you lose over your Hooker Pee Tape fantasy?

#64 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 09:13 PM

#64

Good God, now Scatberg is inquiring about another guy's ---- discharge.

It's okay, dude. Let yourself out of the closet.

#65 | Posted by Danforth at 2025-04-09 09:17 PM

I'm going to rub one out right now just to own the MAGA't (R)tards. Looks like John Ashcroft's show "------ cops" will be making a come back.

#66 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-04-09 09:32 PM

Always thought Scatberg might be "a little light in the loafers", not that there is anything wrong with that.

Scatberg must be in the Lindsay Graham win of MAGA.

#67 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-04-09 09:35 PM

Always thought Scatberg might be "a little light in the loafers", not that there is anything wrong with that.

Scatberg must be in the Lindsay Graham wing of MAGA.

#68 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-04-09 09:36 PM

How many gallons of ----- did you lose over your Hooker Pee Tape fantasy?
#64 | POSTED BY SCOTTS

You need to ---------- more often.

So you don't embarrass yourself with posts like this one.

#69 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-09 09:38 PM

"#69 | Posted by ClownShack "

You are the one stroking it to fan-fiction. Back in my day, you weirdos were confined to dirty theaters for your predilections.

#70 | Posted by ScottS at 2025-04-09 10:02 PM

You are the one stroking it
#70 | POSTED BY SCOTTS

Is that what you picture me doing?

Weird what some people choose to share.

#71 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-04-10 12:29 AM

#45 | Posted by ScottS

Seems like the kind of guy who thinks cruising around in a base model Mustang is the epitome of success.

#72 | Posted by jpw at 2025-04-10 09:19 AM

Don't forget on every racial group that exists.

#73 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-04-10 11:19 AM

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