Tuesday, May 06, 2025

Any Predictions For The Next Pope?

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A surprise could emerge on the balcony after the white smoke clears.

I expect it'll be a cardinal in Francis' mold ... someone with longtime pastoral experience, not just Vatican administration.

#1 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-05-06 07:44 PM

They need someone younger than "old" with an actual leadership vision that can play out over a generation.

Hopefully someone compassionate but you never know the Catholics could just as soon side with the Fascists as they have in the past.

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-06 07:55 PM

I don't think Lewzer has much of a shot.

#3 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-05-06 08:00 PM

He doesn't need to be the pope.

He just needs the pope to be some right wing maniac who agrees with all the hate conservatives embrace.

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-06 08:03 PM

He just needs the pope to be some right wing maniac

Fair enough.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-05-06 08:13 PM

Well, it won't be Pope Secola, sadly

#6 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-05-06 09:26 PM

Strong runner up is Pope Ayezchiken.

#7 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-06 11:11 PM

I'm going with another Jesuit pedophile so the Illuminati can maintain control.

#8 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2025-05-07 03:16 AM

Marco Rubio really wants the job, but they can't find a small enough hat.

#9 | Posted by Corky at 2025-05-07 05:47 AM

My money's on Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle

#10 | Posted by shane at 2025-05-07 09:49 AM

If I had the most powerful electron microscope, I still could not find one iota of interest for an institution that has been on the wrong side of moral history for the most of its existence.

#11 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-05-07 12:26 PM

Hopefully a nonsocialist.

#12 | Posted by MSgt at 2025-05-07 03:48 PM

I was asking for predictions for who the conclave will pick as the next pope.

I like Tagle. Very much in Francis' mold, which the Catholic Church needs if they're going to survive the 21st Century.

#13 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-05-08 12:01 AM

If the Church knows whats good for it, Li Shan will be the next Pope.

#14 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-05-08 12:21 AM

Hopefully someone compassionate but you never know the Catholics could just as soon side with the Fascists as they have in the past.

He who spares the wicked injures the good.

#15 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-05-08 12:23 AM

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