Friday, August 08, 2025

JD Vance Ordered River Raised for Family Outing

Vice President JD Vance was buried in mockery on Wednesday evening after a report that his team asked the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers to raise the water level of the Little Miami River in Ohio to facilitate a family kayaking trip.

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JD Vance blames Secret Service over raising of Ohio river level to accommodate VP's birthday kayaking trip

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-- The Independent (@the-independent.com) Aug 8, 2025 at 6:56 AM

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JD Vance on vacation again! And he wants the USACE to do what? How many people did the junta lay off while JD and Usha vacation everywhere, all paid for by the hardworking American taxpayer? What a handsome salary this miscreant earns and how much pelf did he stash away for himself? images.seattletimes.com

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-07 01:16 AM

Are we really surprised that people who ascended to office thinking of themselves as nouveau royalty will act like nouveau royalty?

#2 | Posted by jpw at 2025-08-07 01:36 AM

Last century Irish immigrants had a term for palookas like JD Vance: "Lace curtain Irish or shanty Irish."

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#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-07 02:33 AM

Shanty masquerading as lace curtain.
The eyeliner gives it away.

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-08-07 06:09 AM

Still not enough water to cover up the Epstein scandal.

#5 | Posted by qcp at 2025-08-07 09:37 AM

The 'elites' must be served their every whim, or they will weep, wail, hold their breath and threaten to jail Democrats.

Remeber when the ------------ used to rage about "Elites" and how much they hate "the Elites"?

Those days are gone my friends.

#6 | Posted by Wardog at 2025-08-08 11:37 AM

VD Prance is a walking -----.

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-08-08 11:42 AM

When a politician does something like that it becomes the only thing they are remembered for.

#8 | Posted by danni at 2025-08-08 02:37 PM

"When a politician does something like that it becomes the only thing they are remembered for."

When it comes to the dirtbag that is JD Vance, this is one of the least of his aggressions.

#9 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-08-08 02:45 PM

JV is perhaps the world's loneliest politician. Given nothing to do but breathe and stay out of the way, his search for relevance boils down to sweeping up after his boss and waiting by the phone to be included in some group chat or created crisis. He is so self-deluded that he thinks he is Der Dotard's political heir, when most clearly understand that either (a) Trump will refuse to leave office alive, or (b) Vance will ascend to the porcelain throne in the event of his boss's death, only to stand in the corner until 2028, lest he be shived in the back.

Come the election in 2028 (if there is one) Vance will be violently shoved aside by the horde of mouth-breathers and kooks looking to take the presidency. Even now, one cannot swing a dead cat in DC without hitting a GOPer with eyes on the presidency...

#10 | Posted by catdog at 2025-08-08 04:33 PM

Great, now Fat Boy Lardo will insist on parting the seas, "sometime within the next two weeks, maybe sooner, maybe later."

#11 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-08-09 06:07 AM

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