Kash Orders Cover-up After Using $60M Plane as Uber for Girlfriend

Sunday, November 02, 2025

The FBI has reportedly fired an official who had been at the bureau for 27 years, after stories of Kash Patel using an FBI jet to go on a date broke on Wednesday.

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 03:33 PM | 10 COMMENTS | permalink

FBI Director Kash Patel has fired a man who he believes is responsible for media reports showing Patel used his FBI jet to fly to see his girlfriend sing at an event, according to reports.

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-- Raw Story (@rawstory.com) Nov 2, 2025 at 8:30 AM

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Is it true that the FBI faked the alleged Pumpkinf Day massacre?

In the same way that the Secret Service faked to alleged Butler assassination attempt?

If people like Trump and Patel can't manage actually to be heroic.

They pretend to be.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2025-11-02 08:03 AM

They immediately took care of that ethical violation.

They fired the guy who reported it.
So it won't be reported next time!

Problem solved!

MAGA style.

#2 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-02 08:32 AM

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-02 09:07 AM

The new royalty will suffer no criticism.

#4 | Posted by jpw at 2025-11-02 11:35 AM

Bugsy Patel Fumes at MAGA for Not Defending His $60M FBI Jet Date

www.thedailybeast.com

#5 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-11-02 03:59 PM

$60 million for Kashyap to go see a girl half his age sing a song.

#6 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-11-02 04:06 PM

Bugsy with a girlfriend? Did he pull her out of a box and blow her up? Of course, using helium makes them much more enjoyable...

#7 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2025-11-02 04:37 PM

So, basically, Ka$h makes a fool of himself by using a FBI jet to fly around and impress his girlfriend.
And someone else gets the chop?
This accomplishes what, exactly?
Oh, right, Ka$h gets rewarded for tonguing Trump.
And others are supposedly cowed into the kind of silence that ...
... always gets broken, sooner or later on the front pages.
MAGAts are such a desperate, despicable lot.

#8 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-11-02 04:43 PM

Didn't Obama reimburse the government the cost of commercial travel when taking AF1 on political or personal trips?

#9 | Posted by TenMile at 2025-11-02 05:48 PM

DOC

Unlike a normal person, a short-sighted Trump never took into consideration that his incompetent choices were eventually going to make him look bad.

Don't be surprised if this story gets tagged as "FAKE NEWS" and/or "disgruntled employee" and fades into obscurity.

Nor would anybody be surprised to learn that this sort of occurrence is more common than not.

#10 | Posted by Twinpac at 2025-11-03 02:58 AM

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