I so hope Karoline will appreciate MY frankness.
Karoline Leavitt isn't a press secretary.
She's a pathologically lying, old-man-f*cking, fascist-fondling ventriloquist dummy with a Bible in one hand and a flamethrower in the other. A propaganda-spewing Stepford sh*tposter in a blazer, baptized in spray tan and sanctified in sewage. She doesn't answer questions. She smothers them with a sequined pillow while whispering, "thoughts and prayers."
If Satan ran a PR firm out of a Chick-fil-A parking lot, this b!tch would be regional manager of the quarter.
Every press secretary has been "fun read"-worthy, but Karoline is particularly deserved.
Evangelicals are hysterically forgiving of their personal failures.
Death In June Power Has a Fragrance
This -------
It has no charms
Silence and evil weigh down my arms
We know our god
By the things he creates
Life, beauty, but most of all hate
Tell me your torment
On unholy ground
Think of the times
Life turned around
Power has a fragnance
How kreepy it krawls
Power has a fragnance
Let loose wehrwolves
This -------
It has no charms
Silence and evil weigh down my arms
We know our gods
By the things they create
Love, beauty, but most of all hate
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