all
they have is fearmongering culture War
stuff and turns out telling everybody
that Democrats are going to take their
jobs and guns and give them to all the
purple-headed transgender atheists only
get you so far
all right when Americans
vote they lose they've known it for a
long time that's why they've been
manipulating the system for so long
Jerrymandering voter suppression and
it's still not enough so the only option
they have left is to reject the system
entirely
they've put people and plans
into place to make sure that this fall
Trump wins even when he loses
you know
your loser cousin who drives a motorized
Trump billboard and has a dog he trained
to be racist named Baron
yeah well you
wouldn't let his ass run a dishwasher
okay but he a straight up management
material in Maga world
all right and
they got him in charge of Elections all
over the place and that's all it takes
is a handful of those guys gumming
up the works by refusing to certify
votes they think are gay
and next thing
you know the president is determined by
a supreme court who already said they
think Trump should be a king
it's not
ideal all right and one of the great
ironies of the whole thing is you know
the maga base will justify it all by
saying they were just trying to stop us
from cheating
that's what they they'll
believe that for months for years now
the heat seeking Pander Cannon they call
the news has been telling them like Oh
California is taking violent migrants
and paying them in heroin to commit
voter fraud for kamla
and your sweet
Aunt Tammy sitting on the couch like
that is just classic California they
believe anything they live in bubbles of
they go from the Baptist Church
to the rural truck stop Diner talking
exclusively to marginally different
carbon copies of themselves
and then say
with a straight face everybody I know
hates KLA and they're acting like she
could win a fair election they must
think we're stupid yeah we're in the
endgame of fake news now y'all
objective
reality's never been more irrelevant and
these people will go along with with
anything but not all is lost
last time
around Trump couldn't pull off the
Oceans 11 of dumb treason when he
himself was still in the White House
Biden and the Democrats are not going to
just roll over and let this happen
I know historically that would be very on
brand for them but they feel different
lately right
I have to believe that the
Sunday School fascists are not the only
ones with a plan here
and as for the
rest of us what we need to do is just
get out there and run the score up so
much that not even these sons of Bs
are dumb enough to deny it all right
that's the plan all right