It was a beautiful funeral, well represented by friends, family and politicians who knew about and respected the work for which he never got full credit.

As I watch the procession, complete with full military honors and a flag draped coffin, I wondered if Trump, (known as Cadet Bonespurs) who never served in the military, would have or even deserve, any such military presence at his sendoff.

CATDOG

"Dotard was looking for the collection basket. He needs money, many are saying.

If so, Trump's so cheap he was probably looking to get nine dollars back for a ten spot.

Melania looked bored. I saw the other wives greeting and talking to each other but I didn't see any of them include Melania in their First Lady Clique.

NERF

"That was before the pod people knocked at his door to make a deal."

And also before his nanny, Peter Thiel, told him to keep his stupid mouth shut.