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Monday, February 10, 2025

"NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim February 9, 2025, as Gulf of America Day. I call upon public officials and all the people of the United States to observe this day with appropriate programs, ceremonies, and activities."

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This proclamation will help bring down the price of groceries and gasoline, reduce gun violence on America's streets, help women access reproductive care, combat spreading tuberculosis and the avian flu, all while making air travel safe for all Americans.

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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-02-10 06:19 AM | Reply

"But he hasn't got anything on," a little child said.

"Did you ever hear such innocent prattle?" said its father. And one person whispered to another what the child had said, "He hasn't anything on. A child says he hasn't anything on."

"But he hasn't got anything on!" the whole town cried out at last.

The Emperor shivered, for he suspected they were right. But he thought, "This procession has got to go on." So he walked more proudly than ever, as his noblemen held high the train that wasn't there at all.


Moreof what's on and what's to come at:
"THE EMPEROR'S NEW CLOTHES," by H.C. Andersen (
andersen.sdu.dk)

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-02-10 06:35 AM | Reply

Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!
Fielding Mellish: What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
Bananas (1971)

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-02-10 06:45 AM | Reply

---- off, Fat Boy.

#4 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-02-10 04:16 PM | Reply

Again, someone please explain to me how this man is not insane.

#5 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-02-10 05:52 PM | Reply

"Again, someone please explain to me how this man is not insane."

By definition, trolls are less insane than the people who cannot control their impulses to constantly react to and feed the troll. A literally insane man would not be able to do what Trump has done. If you think he's insane, you're underestimating him. Again.

#6 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-02-10 07:21 PM | Reply

A literally insane man would not be able to do what Trump has done.

He hasn't done anything yet. Signing stupid ---- and beaking off a lot is not much of an accomplishment.

Dealing with the consequences is where it starts to get real.

#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-02-10 07:29 PM | Reply

...you're underestimating him.
#6 | Posted by sentinel

Yea, I'm not buying that whole 3D chess thing.
What was underestimated was the willingness of folks much smarter and capable to use him for their own ends.

#8 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-02-10 08:24 PM | Reply

@#6 ... A literally insane man would not be able to do what Trump has done. If you think he's insane, you're underestimating him. Again. ...

Underestimating him? Maybe.

Insane? i remain to be convinced otherwise.

Ambrosia - Harvey (1976)
www.youtube.com

Lyrics excerpt ...

genius.com
...


One thin line
Draws the border
Between madness And the genius
...


#9 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-02-10 08:54 PM | Reply

@#8 ... Yea, I'm not buying that whole 3D chess thing. ...

It's 4D chess now.

Fox's Kayleigh McEnany Slams Media Over Reaction to Trump's 4D Chess' Move in Gaza: You All Are Playing Checkers'
www.mediaite.com

Do try to keep up ...

;)

#10 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-02-10 08:57 PM | Reply

"He hasn't done anything yet."

Congrats on winning the dumbest post of the year award. The guy has been elected President twice and has deliberately caused a lot of chaos and havoc. WTF you talking about hasn't done anything yet?

#11 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-02-10 08:57 PM | Reply

When will it become 5D chess that Press Trump is playing?

#12 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-02-10 08:58 PM | Reply

"Yea, I'm not buying that whole 3D chess thing."

You should. Maybe if you had, you might have had a chance at defeating him.

#13 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-02-10 09:07 PM | Reply

Does Trump play 3D chess?

"Donald Trump and game theory: Expert says no brilliant 3D chess is involved"

blogs.cornell.edu

Trump Isn't Playing 3-D Chess. He's Eating the Checker.

www.thedailybeast.com

#14 | Posted by Corky at 2025-02-10 09:18 PM | Reply

WTF you talking about hasn't done anything yet?

I mean he has not done anything to benefit the country he is running. He's done lots to benefit himself. Those are different things.

#15 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-02-10 09:18 PM | Reply

What did I say? Dare to be stupid.

2016: "We're not underestimating him. Derp."
2024: "We're not underestimating him. Derp."

If you really think he's that incapable, then how the hell did you lose to him and what does that say about you?

But hey, keep on underestimating him. You unwittingly helped him get elected twice, maybe you'll end up helping him finishing off the country too.

#16 | Posted by sentinel at 2025-02-10 09:33 PM | Reply

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