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President Trump announced on Monday that White House chief of staff Susie Wiles has been diagnosed with early stage breast cancer.

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White House chief of staff Susie Wiles has been diagnosed with breast cancer and will continue working during her treatment, President Trump says.

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-- The Associated Press (@apnews.com) Mar 16, 2026 at 12:49 PM

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It's a good thing the necrotic orange chomo cut cancer research.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-16 12:32 PM | Reply

"Susie Wiles has been diagnosed with early stage breast cancer."

President Donald J. Trump was the first to notice the lump as he was inspecting the merchandise like at his underage beauty contests.

Anyway, has Wiles started taking ivermectin yet?

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 12:50 PM | Reply

"She has a fantastic medical team, and her prognosis is excellent! During the treatment period, she will be spending virtually full time at the White House, which makes me, as President, very happy!" the morbidly obese geriatric draft dodging pedophilic president brayed.

I wonder how many sick and poor Americans can say they have a "fantastic medical team?"

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-16 12:59 PM | Reply

I feel sorry for the cancer.

#4 | Posted by qcp at 2026-03-16 03:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

It metastasized and jumped from Trump's soul.

#5 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-16 03:13 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Probably from the fumes coming out of his pants and breath.

#6 | Posted by jpw at 2026-03-16 03:49 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

This nasty she-MAGAt is Pat Summerall's daughter.

#7 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-16 03:52 PM | Reply

Trumpf gave her a$$-cancer: cdn.iconscout.com

#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-16 03:53 PM | Reply

This nasty she-MAGAt is Pat Summerall's daughter.

m.media-amazon.com

#9 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-16 03:56 PM | Reply

Breast cancer mortality dropped 58% from 1975 to 2019.

Localized, early detected breast cancer has a 99% 5 year survival rate.

Modern mammogram tech was developed by NASA for telescopes.

Last year, RFK Jr. cancelled 87 research grants on breast cancer.

~ Colette Delawalla ~

#10 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-16 06:34 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

---- Up!

#11 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-17 11:22 PM | Reply

National Cancer Institute Appropriations
2025: $7.22B
2026: $4.53B

Note: The canceled NCI research grants were arbitrary and capricious. He didn't look at the merits of the research or its potential when he the canceled the grants ... he simply used keyword-based filtering' to find words like disparity', equity', gender', and mRNA' & summarily canceled the research because a key word was used (without any scientific peer review).

The ROI from NIH and especially NCI funding is huge (6x). For every $100M invested by NIH and their NCI, an estimated $598M in downstream product development is generated.

azpha.org

The GOP is a Death Cult.

#12 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-18 01:33 PM | Reply

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