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Monday, March 16, 2026

President Trump announced on Monday that White House chief of staff Susie Wiles has been diagnosed with early stage breast cancer.
Trump made the announcement in a TruthSocial post, noting that Wiles has decided to take on treatment "immediately."
"She has a fantastic medical team, and her prognosis is excellent! During the treatment period, she will be spending virtually full time at the White House, which makes me, as President, very happy!" the president said.
Trump went on to call Wiles "one of my closest and most important advisors."
"Melania and I are with her in every way, and we look forward to working with Susie on the many big and wonderful things that are happening for the benefit of our Country!" the president said.

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It's a good thing the necrotic orange chomo cut cancer research.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-03-16 12:32 PM | Reply

"Susie Wiles has been diagnosed with early stage breast cancer."

President Donald J. Trump was the first to notice the lump as he was inspecting the merchandise like at his underage beauty contests.

Anyway, has Wiles started taking ivermectin yet?

#2 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-16 12:50 PM | Reply

"She has a fantastic medical team, and her prognosis is excellent! During the treatment period, she will be spending virtually full time at the White House, which makes me, as President, very happy!" the morbidly obese geriatric draft dodging pedophilic president brayed.

I wonder how many sick and poor Americans can say they have a "fantastic medical team?"

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-03-16 12:59 PM | Reply

I feel sorry for the cancer.

#4 | Posted by qcp at 2026-03-16 03:08 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

It metastasized and jumped from Trump's soul.

#5 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-03-16 03:13 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

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