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Two women this week sued former GOP Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz and two others -- including a former state legislator -- in federal court and accused the men of engaging in an alleged sex trafficking scheme ...

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NEW Miami Herald: Two women have filed a federal civil lawsuit accusing Matt Gaetz and two others of participating in an alleged sex trafficking scheme involving young women, drugs and traveling across state lines. www.miamiherald.com/news/politic ...

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-- Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1.bsky.social) 12:10 PM · Oct 15, 2026

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

---- OFF BEAVIS!

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-10-16 01:11 AM | Reply

Oh, wow.

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-10-16 01:41 AM | Reply

King Missile - Detachable Penis (1992)
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Lyrics excerpt ...

genius.com

...
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable

(Detachable penis)

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it
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#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-10-16 01:57 AM | Reply

Gaetz was Trump's first choice for his second-term Attorney General.

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-10-16 07:55 AM | Reply

too ----- for the trump admin. oof

#5 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-10-16 08:02 AM | Reply

Well, if they weren't named, they don't exist. We'll even name our fetuses and have birthdays for them if their God-implanted souls and operating systems give out before they are dropped out of the womb to fend for themselves.

The GOP

#6 | Posted by Dbt2 at 2026-10-16 01:30 PM | Reply

Vance/Gaetz '28!

No couch will be safe!

#7 | Posted by Corky at 2026-10-16 01:46 PM | Reply

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