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Friday, October 16, 2026

Two women this week sued former GOP Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz and two others " including a former state legislator " in federal court and accused the men of engaging in an alleged sex trafficking scheme during a time when Gaetz was still in Congress. The lawsuit, which seeks damages from Gaetz and other defendants, was filed in Orlando by two women who were in their early 20s when they first met Gaetz. The women are not named in the lawsuit. The details mirror allegations that were at the center of a House Ethics Committee probe that found Gaetz had sex with a minor, solicited prostitutes and used illegal drugs.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK OFF BEAVIS!

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-10-16 01:11 AM | Reply

Oh, wow.

#2 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-10-16 01:41 AM | Reply

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Lyrics excerpt ...

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...
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable

(Detachable penis)

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it
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#3 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-10-16 01:57 AM | Reply

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