King Missile - Detachable Penis (1992)
www.youtube.com

Lyrics excerpt ...

genius.com

...
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time; it's detachable

(Detachable penis)

This comes in handy a lot of the time.

I can leave it home when I think it's gonna get me in trouble, or I can rent it out when I don't need it.

But now and then I go to a party, get drunk, and the next morning I can't for the life of me remember what I did with it
...