We had a guy at the first office I worked at that would come around with his born again nonsense every single day trying to get people to convert.

Every.

Single.

Day.

I used to get in earlier than him so I would take the leads of his pentel and the staples out of his stapler every day.

One guy used to take his business cards and throw them into the bowl at the local strip club so he would be put on their mailing list.