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Eric Trump on Wednesday claimed he was literally in the room when his father, Donald Trump, brought an end to some of the wars he's taking false credit for ending.

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"I mean, the amount of children, and I say children, young kids right now that are running around the world who are alive based on the fact that he stopped conflicts that otherwise would have spiraled out of control," he added. "There are moms and dads out there who have their kids based on calls that he's made and conflicts that he's ended kind of before they really got out of control." ...

Eric Trump did not expand on exactly which conflicts his father had ended.

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Well, for starters there's the Trojan War, the Punic Wars (like Corinthians, all three of them), the War of the Roses ( nasty family, the Roses), and the Battle of the Bulge (just look at me!).
~ Donald "Gimme It ALL" Trump

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-09-25 06:56 AM | Reply

s.marketwatch.com

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-09-25 07:03 AM | Reply

"I was in that office for one conversation where he literally stopped a war,"

Excuse me if I don't take the word of someone who stole money from a childrens cancer charity as gospel.

#3 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-09-25 10:33 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

Anybody who supports these -------- is beyond stupid.

#4 | Posted by jpw at 2025-09-25 01:55 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 3

Eric literally deserves a No Balls Piece Prize.

#5 | Posted by Corky at 2025-09-25 02:30 PM | Reply

Two weeks until Lewzer finds out he's not getting the Peace Prize. Will the meltdown be televised?

#6 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-09-27 01:07 PM | Reply

Will the meltdown be televised?

Pedo 47 will threaten to send the NG to Oslo.

#7 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-09-27 01:15 PM | Reply

A legend in his own mind.

#8 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-09-27 01:18 PM | Reply

I'm not even sure Lewzer is nominated. Pope Francis is, but they don't usually give the prize posthumously.

#9 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-09-27 01:18 PM | Reply

The whole family lies so casually and outrageously; the world is becoming numb to their lying, laughable boasts.

#10 | Posted by e1g1 at 2025-09-27 08:14 PM | Reply

That ------- idiot is a ------- idiot

#11 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-09-28 03:31 AM | Reply

__________
Eric Trump: My Dad Stops Wars on the Phone

Delusional family of legend-in-his-own-mind attempting to create mirage of new "golden age of Camelot":

|-----
It's true! It's true! The crown has made it clear
The climate must be perfect all the year

A law was made a distant moon ago here:
July and August cannot be too hot
And there's a legal limit to the snow here
In Camelot

The winter is forbidden till December
And exits March the second on the dot
By order, summer lingers through September
In Camelot

I know it sounds a bit bizarre
But in Camelot, Camelot
That's how conditions are

The rain may never fall till after sundown
By eight, the morning fog must disappear
In short, there's simply not
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Camelot

I know it gives a person pause
But in Camelot, Camelot
Those are the legal laws
-----|

www.allmusicals.com
__________

#12 | Posted by CutiePie at 2025-09-28 04:55 AM | Reply

"My dad does 100 push-ups with his dcnk in his sleep"

#13 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-09-28 06:01 AM | Reply

#12
Good choice.
By the end of the show it's a dirge because everything turned to sheet.

#14 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-09-28 06:15 AM | Reply

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