Trump Touts Marble Lincoln Bathroom Remodel Amid Government Shutdown

Saturday, November 01, 2025

President Donald Trump shared photos of the newly refurbished Lincoln Bathroom, which is now covered from floor to ceiling in marble.

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sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is

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-- Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) Oct 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM

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Stinky needs a lot of marble when he grunts out Putin's-----------.

#1 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-11-01 12:35 PM | Reply

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-01 03:39 PM | Reply

Deep down within that impossibly shallow interior beats the heart of a repressed apprentice interior decorator at a Bangkok brothel.

#3 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-11-01 03:40 PM | Reply

Will he be installing a gold toilet?

#4 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-01 11:33 PM | Reply

Will he be installing a gold toilet?

Lewzer doesn't use the Lincoln suite, he rents it.

#5 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-11-01 11:36 PM | Reply

@#5 ... he rents it. ...

Pres Trump does not rent anything in the White House.

He is allowed to live there in the People's House, rent-free.

His actions seem to show that he may think he has some manner of ownership of the White House, but that is not a correct presumption on his part.

#6 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-01 11:49 PM | Reply

Pres Trump does not rent anything in the White House.

I meant he rents it to other people. You know, "donors".

#7 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-11-01 11:53 PM | Reply

@#7 ... I meant he rents it to other people. You know, "donors". ...

Ahhh, I see your point now.

Agree.

#8 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-11-02 12:00 AM | Reply

Ahhh, I see your point now.

Bubba had a lot of folks stay there.

#9 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-11-02 12:02 AM | Reply

I meant he rents it to other people. You know, "donors".
#7 | POSTED BY REDIAL

Even I knew what you meant ... I recall reading this back in 2015 during the Trump/Clinton election.

The Lincoln Bedroom Is Still Paying Dividends
Donors who spent the night in the famous bedroom are now writing checks for Hillary Clinton.
www.slate.com

#10 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-11-02 12:24 AM | Reply

I recall reading this back in 2015

No you don't. You just Googled it.

#11 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-11-02 12:26 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1