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Tuesday, January 13, 2026

The Reverend Franklin Graham: "Pray at noon this Wednesday for Jesus to protect Donald Trump and officials from the lying paid agitators."

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Multimillionaire sky pilot Franklin Graham beckoning the entire nation to pray for Dummkopf Trumpf and his diabolical junta at noon this Wednesday (14 Jan 2026):

"Have you seen the reports of protesters" or paid agitators" chanting unbelievable things like, Save a life, kill ICE!' or Kristi Noem will hang'?

"The protests we see across the country right now are underpinned by the radical socialist left, whose goal is to make the United States like Venezuela, ultimately destroying the America we know.

"Lying, stealing, cheating " nothing is out of bounds in order to grab power. Unfortunately, many people joining these protests have no clue that they are just being used as pawns. The only hope for America is God. I encourage you to pray.

"Pray for warmongering sexual predator Dictator Dummkopf Trumpf, Vice President hillbilly hypocrite JD Vance, Secretary of State Marco "Empty Suit" Rubio, Secretary of Concentration Camps Kristi Noem, Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth, and all the junta sycophants who are pilfering our wealth under our very noses while destroying our once great nation."

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-13 06:40 AM | Reply

Sure thing Franklin you p.o.s.

Here it is....

Psalm 109:8

Let his days be few; and let another take his office.

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-01-13 07:30 AM | Reply

I pray for Donald's visible and steep decline so that he can be removed from power and get the medical and psychiatric help he needs.

But mostly I pray for the American citizen who got his car rammed by ICE yesterday because he somehow didn't look right.

#3 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-13 07:32 AM | Reply

Perhaps a bit of Psalm 58, e.g. "Let them dissolve like a snail that oozes away, like an untimely birth that never sees the sun."

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-01-13 07:56 AM | Reply

I was surprised to learn this sinister soulmonger has a reported net worth of only $10m.

Former Marjorie Taylor-Greene (R-GA) exceeds Franklin Graham's pelf by two and half times at $25.24m, even though Graham has been grifting longer than her.

Meanwhile notorious Scientology cult leader David Miscavige only has a reported meager $1m net worth.

Poor guy.

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-13 08:38 AM | Reply

Does praying he strokes out and dies count?

Asking for a friend.

#6 | Posted by truthhurts at 2026-01-13 08:44 AM | Reply

Franklin Graham makes Jim Baker seem respectable.

#7 | Posted by qcp at 2026-01-13 08:55 AM | Reply

Does praying he strokes out and dies count?

#6 | POSTED BY TRUTHHURTS

That's the same as praying her goes to Hell.

#8 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-13 08:59 AM | Reply

"The reference "2 Peter 2:3, Romans 16:18" points to warnings in the Bible about false teachers who use deceptive words for personal gain, exploiting the unstable and leading people away from truth, emphasizing that believers should beware of such smooth talk and instead grow in Christ's grace and knowledge.

2 Peter 2:3 warns that these deceivers will exploit people with false words for greed, while Romans 16:18 cautions against those who serve their own appetites and use flattery, urging believers to discern and avoid them to stay grounded in faith."

#9 | Posted by Corky at 2026-01-13 09:18 AM | Reply

Judges 4:21
Then Jael Heber's wife took a nail of the tent, and took an hammer in her hand, and went softly unto him, and smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died.

#10 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-01-13 09:51 AM | Reply

Quite a book for bedtime tales. Lol.

#11 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-01-13 09:56 AM | Reply

I always like the parts where many of the lead characters in the OT are among the biggest reprobates in history and literature; Noah's drunken sleep with his daughters (their fault not his of course according to the writer!).

Abraham diddling the maid with his elderly wife's permission so as get a child, Jacob giving his symbol of office to a 'ho on the side of the road, King David sending a friend to the front lines of battle to die so he could bonk the wife... his son Solomon the Wise in his old age building Temples to other Gods such as Ba-al to please his many wives... I could go on.

The reason the OT is different than almost any other similar ancient writing is than most such records were ordered and approved of by Kings and Emperors to highlight their Narrative, not to record their actual deeds and histories.

Puritanism is radical misunderstanding of the religion; Christianity is NOT a Meritocracy; it's a gift. (not a grift!)

#12 | Posted by Corky at 2026-01-13 10:13 AM | Reply

IF our nation survives this, it's time to take a serious look at the tax-exempt status of many many MANY churches.

#13 | Posted by jpw at 2026-01-13 11:46 AM | Reply

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