Trump Secretly Upgrading Bunker Where He Cowered From Protests

Tuesday, January 20, 2026

New details have emerged about a "top secret" construction project taking place underneath the White House.

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New details regarding the "top secret" construction project taking place underneath the White House have emerged.

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$400 million ballroom

He's not building a ballroom he's building a throne room.

#1 | Posted by qcp at 2026-01-20 09:46 AM | Reply

Stinky was furious when the story of him hiding behind Melanoma's bolt-ons was leaked.

#2 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-01-20 09:46 AM | Reply

Called it! What do I win?!

So many correct predictions, I should play Powerball.

#3 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2026-01-20 01:29 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

Let him.

Let him go inside, shut and lock the door and never come out.

#4 | Posted by jpw at 2026-01-20 01:33 PM | Reply

Make sure it doesn't have an air shaft.

#5 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-01-20 07:45 PM | Reply