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Trump Team Meeting with Group Plotting to Break Up Canada
"Very, very senior" officials in the Trump administration have had secret meetings with far-right Canadian separatists trying to shake the foundations of the country.
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Can't make Canada the 51st state? Try stoking provincial secession. 🤡 @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/content/11dc ... [image or embed] -- Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla.bsky.social) Jan 29, 2026 at 6:26 AM
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Trump and MAGA are the enemy of Canada.
Just as they are enemies of the United States.
#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-29 11:50 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 2
It's time for Canada to buy nukes from Great Britain, although they have the capacity to make some for themselves.
#2 | Posted by Zed at 2026-01-29 11:52 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1
*** US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Publicly Supports Alberta Separatism ***
"Good-for-nothing mega-oligarch US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent has weighed in on a separatist movement in Alberta, saying the western Canadian province is a "natural partner for the US".
"Alberta has a wealth of natural resources, but they won't let them build a pipeline to the Pacific," Bessent told an American right-wing commentator in an interview on Thursday.
"I think we should let them come down into the US, and Alberta is a natural partner for the US. They have great resources. The Albertans are very independent people."
Source: www.bbc.com
Nota Bene: After WWII, the people of New Foundland wanted an "economic union" with the US. New Foundland had not yet joined Canada's confederation and had its own currency. The "Newfies" felt closer to the Americans who were stationed there during the war and who built up the province with runways, ports etc. A referendum was held in 1948 and the "Newfies" narrowly chose Ottawa over Wash DC. But this was quite a concern for Ottawa and London in 1948 and they strongly and secretly worked together to ensure Newfies voted to join Canada.
Source: s3.amazonaws.com
#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-29 01:25 PM | Reply
We take BC and Alberta, the ----------- in Western Europe can have the remnants....
#4 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2026-01-29 08:47 PM | Reply
Trade Alberta for California, Oregon, Washington, New York, Minnesota, Michigan and all of New England. Sounds about right. Good luck to Alberta when they learn they'll be supporting all those poor red states.
#5 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-01-29 09:28 PM | Reply
#3 Did you mean: Newfoundland
#6 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-01-29 09:48 PM | Reply
And no universal healthcare in the US.
The people of Alberta want to give this up to join America's for-profit healthcare system? www.albertahealthservices.ca
#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-29 10:27 PM | Reply
**** Treacherous Alberta Separatists Seeks $500 Billion Loan from Sinister Trumpf Junta ***
FTA:
"Canada PM Mark Carney says he expects the good-for-no-one Trumpf junta to butt out of Alberta independence talk. But the dignified Canadian prime minister stopped short of calling homegrown Alberta independence efforts, or organizers' attempts to enlist US government backing, treasonous, responding to reports that the movement has met with junta sycophants in Washington.
"We expect the diabolical US junta to respect Canadian sovereignty," Carney told reporters in Ottawa on Thursday, stressing a message of unity alongside Canada's premiers. "I'm always clear in my conversation with self-declared President of Venezuela Dummkopf Trumpf to that effect, and then move on to what we can do together."
Canadian quisling Jeffrey Rath, co-founder of the Alberta Prosperity Project and most likely an admirer of Russia President Vladimir Putin, plans to send its fourth delegation to Washington next month to meet junta apparatchiks at the US Department of State. The Astroturf separatist movement said it is seeking a $500-billion loan from the hardworking American taxpayers to support its treacherous bid to leave Canada."
Source: archive.ph
#8 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-30 12:15 AM | Reply
Ain't gonna happen, that issues is 20 points under water in Alberta.
#9 | Posted by _Gunslinger_ at 2026-01-30 01:51 AM | Reply
So, these Alberta quislings are just trying grift money for themselves.
Figures.
#10 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-01-30 01:54 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
Gunny: you're rounding--CBC reports it's 75-19 against in polling of our sensible neighbors. at -56% the Trump brain trust is hoping they can get to -40, so as to get on some ballot. The US effort will go up in flames once they start insulting Hockey...
#11 | Posted by catdog at 2026-01-30 08:59 AM | Reply
Thats why DialAgain is so involved in US politics. He knows more about the US than the country he lives in.
I bet he can't wait to a US citizen.
#12 | Posted by oneironaut at 2026-01-30 10:03 AM | Reply
IAMRUNT is still trying to figure out if Los Angeles is located in California.
#13 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-01-30 10:05 AM | Reply
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