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Monday, March 23, 2026

Get up, after a restless sleep. Shower, using products that contain plastic and are in plastic containers. Fix your hair and deodorise your body using sprays smoothed by plastics, before putting on clothes woven from synthetic (plastic) fibres, picking up your plastic phone and heading out, sipping water from a plastic bottle. Chew plastic gum. Buy a snack wrapped in plastic and receive a receipt printed on plastic-covered paper. Come home, take food out of its plastic packaging, cook it with plastic utensils, then store the leftovers in plastic tubs and clean up with detergents that contain plastics and come in plastic bottles. Clean your teeth with a plastic toothbrush and plastic-infused toothpaste. Go to bed.

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The list of ways in which humanity is committing species suicide may be long and growing, but The Plastic Detox is here to suggest that room should be found for the overwhelmingly widespread use of petrochemical-derived plastics. It focuses on one way we are affected by microplastics (the tiny particles that enter our bodies, having broken loose from the surface of plastic), which is called endocrine disruption: these minuscule invaders mess with the body's hormones and contribute to all kinds of health problems, among them infertility. That's the main concern of this documentary's protagonist, epidemiologist Shanna Swan, whose 2021 book Count Down claimed that chemicals in plastic are a factor in falling sperm counts. (The programme doesn't go into the debate about the difficulties of measuring exactly how vulnerable we are to microplastics: some studies have produced unlikely numbers.)

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Set yourself on fire, or, find a tall building or parking structure and jump.

It'll only take a minute.

#1 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-03-23 09:12 PM | Reply

Lemme just drop this here as, Obligatory:

www.youtube.com
1 min

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"Yes, paper coffee cups are typically lined with a thin plastic layer"usually polyethylene (PE) or sometimes a plant-based bioplastic (PLA)"to make them waterproof and heat-resistant.

This lining makes them notoriously hard to recycle in standard facilities and can release thousands of microplastic particles into hot beverages within minutes."

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#2 | Posted by Corky at 2026-03-23 09:52 PM | Reply

I did a plastic cup experiment when I was at a large software company in the Pacific Northwest.

I kept re-using the same disposable coffee cup for as long as I could.

After a month it started leaking a bit.

The only way that happens is if a tiny bit of the cup itself dissolves every time you put hot coffee in it.

So yeah we're flooded with plastics and it's also necessary for civilization so boo hoo.

Better to use oil for plastics than burn it, is where I choose sides. And obviously use less plastics. A single use non-reneewable coffee stir doesn't really need to exist. And it especially doesn't need to exist inside its own single use non renewable thin film biologically unavailable plastic packaging.

#3 | Posted by snoofy at 2026-03-23 10:12 PM | Reply

In my old days plastic was Tupperware and Revell model kits (oooh that glue...) and assorted other mostly toy stuff... Oh I get the threat.... but plastic wrap has to be on the top 10 greatest inventions list....

#4 | Posted by South_American at 2026-03-23 10:22 PM | Reply

an don't be forgettin them records....

Yes, vinyl is a type of plastic, specifically known as polyvinyl chloride (PVC). It is a versatile, synthetic material made from chlorine and ethylene, widely used in products like flooring, piping, siding, clothing, and packaging due to its durability, flexibility, and moisture resistance.

#5 | Posted by South_American at 2026-03-23 10:25 PM | Reply

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