Pick one. If your Spanish is good, head south like Sarah Connor. If you like hockey, go north. Marry a local. Claim asylum. Shang-Hai someone's identity like in the Talented Mr Ripley.

America is so broke-dick in a few years we'll be like scavengers out of a Mad Max film.

I know a fellow who moved to Israel. He married and converted to Judaism, all to get world class universal healthcare. The happy couple spent their first year on a kibbutz, farming and tending chickens and goats.