Relevance is a drug to some, and Ms. Kelly is jonseing on it, many years after being shown the door on her television spots. Getting a Mar-A-Lago face, bigger cans and a podcast haven't helped. She is a few months away from being a weekend anchor at some Fox affiliate in a market with a population base of under one million--say, Omaha, Duluth or Dayton. Good luck, and don't let the door bump that skinny backside, Meg...