FEMA Official who Teleported to Waffle House Ousted

Saturday, June 27, 2026

FEMA official Gregg Phillips, who once claimed he teleported to a Waffle House, is reportedly being ousted by the Trump Administration as hurricane season draws near.

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NEWS: Gregg Phillips, the third-ranking FEMA official in charge of disaster response - who claimed he teleported to a Waffle House - has been ousted from the agency. www.cnn.com/2026/06/25/p ...

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Not to worry, he'll just teleport back into FEMA.

#1 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-26 02:22 PM | Reply

There are some wildly talented and experienced people out there, who would love to work for FEMA, but the loyalty pledge, which in effect says one has to be a Trump cult member, is too much. Weird thing number two...Florida is Trump's home state and it is always in the crosshairs to be clobbered by hurricanes, and still, Trump doesn't insist on talent to work for FEMA.

#2 | Posted by Hughmass at 2026-06-28 08:21 AM | Reply

If he was smart, he would have just teleported the waffles to his own house.

#3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-28 12:38 PM | Reply

Anyone can teleport to a Waffle House after too many shots lead to a blackout ...

#4 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-06-28 02:13 PM | Reply