FEMA Official who Teleported to Waffle House Ousted

Saturday, June 27, 2026

FEMA official Gregg Phillips, who once claimed he teleported to a Waffle House, is reportedly being ousted by the Trump Administration as hurricane season draws near.

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NEWS: Gregg Phillips, the third-ranking FEMA official in charge of disaster response - who claimed he teleported to a Waffle House - has been ousted from the agency. www.cnn.com/2026/06/25/p ...

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-- Andy Kaczynski (@kfile.bsky.social) 7:48 PM Â· Jun 25, 2026

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In Dec 2025, the sinister and inept Trumpf junta appointed this teleporting "Dr Who" -- Gregg Phillips -- to lead FEMA's Office of Response and Recovery.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-26 01:29 AM | Reply

The most famous transporter scene from the 1960s Star Trek series (with the musical score): www.youtube.com

#2 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-26 03:56 AM | Reply

The Transporter scene from doomsday machine was better. :)

#3 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-06-26 04:21 AM | Reply

Hi Alexandrite

Good catch. Norman Spinrad's episode. And James Doohan's missing finger remains cleverly unseen.

Here it is: www.youtube.com

I should have worded my comment: "A famous transporter scene from the 1960s Star Trek series (with the musical score)."

Thanks for the memories.

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-26 05:14 AM | Reply

I love some old sci fi.

#5 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-06-26 05:49 AM | Reply

Did you read my Sci-Fi OP about androids from some time ago?

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-06-26 06:23 AM | Reply

The Truth Is Out There

#7 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-06-26 08:46 AM | Reply

Not to worry, he'll just teleport back into FEMA.

#8 | Posted by LampLighter at 2026-06-26 02:22 PM | Reply

There are some wildly talented and experienced people out there, who would love to work for FEMA, but the loyalty pledge, which in effect says one has to be a Trump cult member, is too much. Weird thing number two...Florida is Trump's home state and it is always in the crosshairs to be clobbered by hurricanes, and still, Trump doesn't insist on talent to work for FEMA.

#9 | Posted by Hughmass at 2026-06-28 08:21 AM | Reply

If he was smart, he would have just teleported the waffles to his own house.

#10 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-06-28 12:38 PM | Reply

Anyone can teleport to a Waffle House after too many shots lead to a blackout ...

#11 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-06-28 02:13 PM | Reply