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Sunday, July 26, 2026

Just about everything this White House does is rooted in the president's desire to get revenge on his perceived enemies, his quest for self-aggrandizement, and the extreme limitations that arise when your best days - from a pure cognition standpoint - are well behind you. Nowadays, there are only really seven types of Trump story, and they're all bad.

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There is only one Trump news cycle: stories about his insanity.

#1 | Posted by Zed at 2026-07-26 08:31 AM | Reply

The list Jason Linkin provides is definitely worth reading on full. Barebones, the topics featured on Trump's endless loop are:

Tariffs
The War in Iran
ICE Violence
Self-enrichment
Voter Suppression
Bad Renovations
Everyone's Getting Sicker

"There are, of course, two and a half more years of this presidency," Linkin observes. "Is it possible that an eighth Trump story emerges? For once, I'm rooting against variety"we need Trump to discover a new thing to fail at like we need a hole in the head. Let us instead work in our own ways to bring a future of relative calm and solemnity back to these lands. We all would rather be getting different push alerts from the ones we're getting now. I know there's one in particular that I'm really looking forward to, and it's definitely not whatever my readers at the FBI think it is."

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-07-26 08:50 AM | Reply


Tariffs = Sloth
The War in Iran = Pride
ICE Violence = Wrath
Self-enrichment = Gluttony
Voter Suppression = Envy
Bad Renovations = Lust
Everyone's Getting Sicker = Greed

Close enough, right Doc Sarvis?

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-07-26 09:17 AM | Reply

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