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Monday, August 03, 2026

  • Dana Bash: "How do you prepare for the next pandemic?"
  • Secretary Sewage Swim: "We did almost everything wrong."
  • Dana Bash: "But what about now?"
  • Secretary Racoon Penis: "We need to protect our rights."
  • Dana Bash: ?
  • Secretary Roadkill: "During Covid we dismantled our rights."
  • Dana Bash: "But I'm asking what *to* do"
  • Secretary Raw Milk: "You were part of the problem."
  • Dana Bash: "You want to sit here and attack me?"
    RFK Jr's fate had he lived centuries ago

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    #1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-03 07:02 AM | Reply

    Maybe Bobby Brainworms needs to lay off snorting coke off of toilet seats before going on air.

    Good job Dana.

    #2 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-03 08:27 AM | Reply | Funny: 1

    ---- that drug-addled little ----

    #3 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2026-08-03 01:15 PM | Reply

    Every sick or hospitalized American or Permanent Resident Alien (PRA) is a paycheck for the stock-holding oligarchs running our insidious for-profit healthcare system.

    "Oh, you caught Trumpf Diarrhea Syndrome? That's too bad. We'll fix you up in the ER. No health insurance? No sweat. You got PayPal?"

    #4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-03 02:26 PM | Reply

    *** RFK Jr: "I'll Eat Everything" ***

    During an interview, Secretary Screwworm bleated:

    "I will literally eat anything. I don't have uhh, I don't have umm, I don't have a gag reflex. Let me put it like that," Kennedy said when asked about the most exotic food he has tried. "I will eat anything," Kennedy repeated -- an eyebrow-raising admission from a health secretary who has spent much of his tenure challenging Americans to rethink what they put in their bodies. "And, I'm, uhh, I love experimenting with foods. I love all different kinds of food."

    He continued, "When I travel, I'll eat, you know, even stuff I find on the street, you know, street vendors." The interview took an awkward turn when USA Today's Swapna Ramaswamy asked what foods Kennedy had eaten that "may be gross for others." Kennedy laughed sheepishly and looked off to the side before offering a telling response. "Oh, I don't know," he said. "Yeah, I'm getting a signal not to answer that question."

    Link: www.youtube.com

    #5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-04 12:13 AM | Reply

    RFK jr sounds like a drowning lawnmower.

    #6 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2026-08-04 12:57 AM | Reply

    Yes, RFK's voice sounded terrible.

    Occam's Razor: Morons voted for a maniac that put a lunatic in charge of Amerikkka's health.

    #7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-04 01:10 AM | Reply

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