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Wednesday, August 19, 2026

In 2023, Mike Caruso (R-FL) voted in favor of the death penalty for convicted pedophiles; in 2025 he supported legislation making human trafficking a capital felony offense. Just one of the charges this accused pederast faces today is kidnapping. Governor Ron DeSatan (R-FL) appointed Mike Caruso (age 67) to his $212,385 per year sinecure as Palm Beach County Clerk on 19 August; Caruso was criminally charged for his sexual blasphemies on 18 August, one day before.

Mike Caruso (R-FL): Just another AIPAC deadender and heinous sexual deviant

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Link: Just another AIPAC pod-person and revolting pederast

Karma: Mike Caruso (R-FL) could take the "stainless steel ride" for his sexual sacrileges, a penalty he himself voted for as a good-for-nothing dinosaur legislator in Florida.

Charges in a complaint are merely allegations, and every defendant is presumed innocent unless and until proven guilty beyond a reasonable doubt in a court of law.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-08-19 01:24 AM | Reply

If anyone thinks this pedo will see jail time at all, let alone be executed for it, is delusional.

One thing is clear... the GOP let's their sexual predators and pedophiles off the hook.

Over and over and over.

Pamnesia threw away her career to protect the pedophiles.

Todd Blanche will do the same.

Ken Paxton if he weren't in Texas would already be toast.

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2026-08-19 09:30 AM | Reply

Has pedo 47 named his fellow chomo kindergarten czar yet?

#3 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-08-19 03:41 PM | Reply

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