Eve was just one day old when Adam banged her.
#12 | Posted by pumpkinhead

And what language was she using when she said, "Later"?

11. Goes back aways. Asking for Clownshack about Zoroastrianism.

Thanks, AI:

No, there is no historical or textual evidence to suggest that Zoroaster (Zarathustra) was a pedophile.

The accusation does not appear in academic scholarship or traditional religious texts. The rumor occasionally surfaces on internet forums due to people misidentifying historical figures or confusing the marriage customs of various ancient Middle Eastern religions.

Zoroaster's Marriages and Family
According to primary Zoroastrian texts like the Gathas (the holy hymns attributed directly to him) and later historical accounts, Zoroaster led a conventional domestic life for his era:

Adult Consensual Marriage: He married three times. His third wife, Hvvi, was the daughter of Frashaoshtra, a vizier and close adult political ally of Zoroaster.
Adult Children: He fathered six children (three sons and three daughters).
Family Alliances: His youngest daughter, Pouruchista, is explicitly mentioned in the Gathas as marrying Jamaspa, another prominent adult adviser to the king. The text describes her choice and marriage in terms that imply maturity and conscious choice rather than child marriage.

Legal and Historical Context
Zoroaster lived in Bronze or Iron Age Central Asia (estimates range from 1500 BCE to 1000 BCE). While centuries-later Sasanian Zoroastrian legal codes (from the 3rd to 7th centuries CE) allowed for young marriage ages based on ancient Persian societal norms, there is absolutely no record indicating Zoroaster himself engaged in relationships with children.

The characterization of Zoroaster in his own writings and by historians is that of a religious philosopher, reformer, and family man whose life focused strictly on the theological struggle between good (Asha) and evil (Druj).
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Go you wacky Zarathustrans!