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Saturday, November 07, 2026

White Christian Republicans (MAGAts) didn't seem to mind when D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod "Vindaloo Chicken" Patel took his oath of office on the Indaghadadavida, but they will certainly have tantrums when Dr. Abdul-El-Sayed (D-MI) takes his oath of office on the Quran this coming Jan 2027. No doubt ICC-indicted war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu will suffer a conniption fit as well, whether he is still in power or not. When the pastoral James Talarico (D-TX) takes his oath of office on the Bible at the same time, phony Christians will assail this young man; but he will forgive them for their blasphemies. James Talarico's favorite musical might just be Godspell.

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AIPAC, Islamophobes, US Senators Chuck Schumer (D-Israel) and John Fetidman (D-Israel), oligarch supporters, plus the warmongers won't be happy this coming Jan 2027.

Not at all.


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#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-11-07 03:42 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

VD Prance swearing in Dr. El-Sayed.

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#2 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2026-11-08 02:56 PM | Reply

Maybe JD Nonce will turn to a pillar of salt or spontaneously combust when he swears in US Senator Dr Abdul El-Sayed (D-MI) while touching the Koran.

*Poof!*

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-11-08 03:32 PM | Reply

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

I'd known Muslims most of my adult life, but after 9/11 one of the first things I did was buy a Koran so I could understand the tenets better.

Well, no surprise, another religion that shares the basic admonitions to be kind, help your neighbor, and follow the golden rule. Heck, it's against Islam to charge interest.

When mankind used basic tenets at the core of Christianity and Islam to found religions is when men began weaponizing it by picking and choosing text to justify doing the opposite of what Mohammad or Christ said and keep adherents in fear.

#4 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-11-08 08:35 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2


Closing italics. Sry

#5 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2026-11-08 08:59 PM | Reply

Heck, it's against Islam to charge interest.

Yeah I saw that too and was immediately impressed.

Until I saw the fine print.

While no interest is allowed they are allowed to charge certain "fees". Which amazingly always seems to add up to the same amount as the current interest rate or very close. Just a coincidence I'm sure.

#6 | Posted by donnerboy at 2026-11-09 11:45 AM | Reply

George Santos snuck back into the Capitol

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#7 | Posted by americanunity at 2026-11-09 12:30 PM | Reply

Fees are a one time cost.

Interest is an endless compounding monstrosity that eats everything.

Money is Neutral,it doesn't make more money just by existing.

Compound interest and Debt based currency make everything have to "Earn it's Air".

Living Ecosystems are worth more as Felled Timber and Empty Forests.

#8 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2026-11-09 02:50 PM | Reply

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