White Christian Republicans (MAGAts) didn't seem to mind when D/FBI Kashyap Pramod Vinod "Vindaloo Chicken" Patel took his oath of office on the Indaghadadavida, but they will certainly have tantrums when Dr. Abdul-El-Sayed (D-MI) takes his oath of office on the Quran this coming Jan 2027. No doubt ICC-indicted war criminal Benjamin Netanyahu will suffer a conniption fit as well, whether he is still in power or not. When the pastoral James Talarico (D-TX) takes his oath of office on the Bible at the same time, phony Christians will assail this young man; but he will forgive them for their blasphemies. James Talarico's favorite musical might just be Godspell.

This is one mad panda