And today we see Trumpy declaring a "pause".

Looks like he had depressed stocks enough for the oligarchs to buy up the depressed stocks so he could declare a "pause" which sent the markets skyrocketing.

They think we are too stupid to see what he is doing.

First the dog eats all the poop in the yard.

Then the dog vomits in the bed. While owner freaks out and runs to get something to clean up the vomit the dog then eats the vomit.

The dog then looks at its master and wags its tail proudly for cleverly solving the problem it created.

(Story repackaged from TDS & Jon Stewart)

Headlines for stocks crashing OR soaring hardly ever last.

Especially in these days of Idiocracy and President Comancho purposely manipulating the markets for his own and his friends personal gain.