Both of these decrepit dinosaurs want the "Negro Leagues" and the "Department of War" back. Here they are, two malevolent despots decomposing before our very eyes.

"Smithers! Where's my Nobel Peace Prize?"

If Dummkopf Trumpf changes the name of the DoD to the DoW, here is one AI calculation of the costs: "Likely range for the DoD rename: $30 million to $100 million, depending on complexity, speed, technology used (e.g., website transitions), and whether the process is expedited or phased."

How many people could these millions of dollars feed or house?