Thursday, August 28, 2025

Trump Looks Terrible

"Donald Trump looks lousy. He has unexplained bruises on his hands. His ankles are swollen. He's walking oddly. He keeps mixing up names, or using the wrong word during press availabilities."

Posted by reinheitsgebot at 03:56 AM | 16 COMMENTS | permalink

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https://static.politifact.com/politifact/photos/trumpdead.jpeg

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-28 05:00 AM

FDR had a steadier walk.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-08-28 05:40 AM

Where's ballwasher to declare his medical opinion that Trump is unfit for office?

#3 | Posted by jpw at 2025-08-28 08:32 AM

'Trump is dying': Conservative says JD Vance 'moving fast' as president is 'headed down'

www.rawstory.com

#4 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-08-29 10:06 AM

The draft dodging, pedophilic narcissistic racist slumlord who sexually assaulted several women and sold out his country to Russia will soon get a dignified military parade that he would be proud of (unlike the last tedious cortege which put everybody to sleep, including his foreigner wife Melanoma and USSECDEF Pete "Hic!" Hogsbreath):

https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/authoring/authoring-images/2025/01/04/USAT/77456834007-usatsi-14722519.jpg?width=700&height=467&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-29 02:02 PM

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS

At least we'll know where to take our dogs when they need to pinch a loaf ...

#6 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-08-29 02:54 PM

#6: Hi American Unity: And dump our kitty litter boxes: m.media-amazon.com

#7 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-29 02:58 PM

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS
At least we'll know where to take our dogs when they need to pinch a loaf ...
#6 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-08-29 02:54 PM

Brilliant. After 9/11 I had an idea to photograph people urinating on the BushCo gravestones for a coffee table album. Your quote would look great on the cover of the Trump administrations.

Alex Jones is geeking out on this topic.

I've Had It are exceptionally relishing Trumps obvious condition.

The serious downside to Vance is obviously Thiel who is digging into government contracting and global surveillance opportunities. The billionaires have entrenched themselves at the top of his target list.

#8 | Posted by redlightrobot at 2025-08-29 05:49 PM

Need to find a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue for the preparations

#9 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-08-30 12:00 AM

Doctor friend of mine said if the over/under is 4 months. Take the under.

#10 | Posted by a_monson at 2025-08-30 02:08 AM

Vance is young.

He's more dangerous than Trump.

If MAGA decides he's got Juice?

Things could get Really Squirrelly.

Vance could be a Player.

#11 | Posted by Effeteposer at 2025-08-30 02:34 AM

The only Republican that has national appeal is Trump.

#12 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-08-30 03:50 AM

Trump has always looked terrible, btw

#13 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-08-30 03:59 AM

#10: Doctor friend of mine said if the over/under is 4 months. Take the under.

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.1750558476.9175/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.webp

The betting houses in the UK and Ireland will be laying odds on when Dummkopf Trumpf undergoes his unscheduled disassembly event. Source: Odds Trumpf Croaks in 2025

#14 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-30 05:58 AM

Yes, it's very likely that Trump will up and die over the next year.

There will afterwards be a power struggle of absolutely Byzantine proportions.

The sort of thing we used to easily avoid when "conservatives" believed in the Constitution.

We already entered the era of "mysterious" deaths when Trump murdered Epstein.

A peculiar MAGA plague will begin taking the MAGA elite after Donald passes.

Yes, Trump will be very sick when he passes.

But at the very end, someone will suffocate his fat ass with a pillow.

#15 | Posted by Zed at 2025-08-30 07:20 AM

The one advantage to-- ugh-- JD Vance becoming POTUS after the orange brontosaurus joins his ancestors is that the Russians and the Israelis don't have Jeffrey Epstein-scale kompramat on him (unless there's worse mischief than this in the coach humper's CV): www.thedailybeast.com

#16 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-08-30 07:46 AM

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