"Donald Trump looks lousy. He has unexplained bruises on his hands. His ankles are swollen. He's walking oddly. He keeps mixing up names, or using the wrong word during press availabilities."
#10: Doctor friend of mine said if the over/under is 4 months. Take the under.

The betting houses in the UK and Ireland will be laying odds on when Dummkopf Trumpf undergoes his unscheduled disassembly event. Source: Odds Trumpf Croaks in 2025  
The one advantage to-- ugh-- JD Vance becoming POTUS after the orange brontosaurus joins his ancestors is that the Russians and the Israelis don't have Jeffrey Epstein-scale kompramat on him (unless there's worse mischief than this in the coach humper's CV): www.thedailybeast.com 
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