UN says Trump's Team to Blame for Nonworking Escalator and Teleprompter

Thursday, September 25, 2025

Trump broke from his prepared remarks at the United Nations on Tuesday to bemoan an inoperable escalator and a defective teleprompter ...

Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 07:30 AM | 12 COMMENTS | permalink

The United Nations has concluded its one-day investigation into the mysterious halting of President Donald Trump's escalator Tuesday as he arrived at the U.N. General Assembly.

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-- NBC News (@nbcnews.com) Sep 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM

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What a poosie.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-09-24 06:19 AM

Sweet fancy moses the outrage that the most healthy and fit president ever had to take the stairs!

Suck it up Cankles.

Oh how I wished I could have seen him trying to appear to not be gasping for air at the top of the stairs. Reminiscent of when he returned from his self inflicted near death COVID experience during his first term.

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-09-24 06:49 AM

Hi Doc Sarvis: Morbid obesity certainly has its consequences. Dummkopf Trumpf's unsightly girth is straining not only HMX-1, but the UN escalator groaned in agony and froze. One wonders how the golf carts Trumpf drives manages.

Republicans sure picked an Olympian to be their President: i.imgflip.com

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-09-24 07:05 AM

Most certainly China's Ministry of State Security (MSS) codeword for Dummkopf Trumpf is 'Chengse Eizhen' or 'Orange Earthquake': www.japantimes.co.jp

Those of you haven't *Killfiled* the trolls on drudge.com can corroborate that with the Wu Maos on our august platform.

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-09-24 08:19 AM

Yo, Corolianus ... On those golf carts, my guess is whatever is used to keep the guts of an M1 Abrams from spilling out across the ground.

#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-09-24 08:23 AM

#5: Might be a reinforced chassis and suspension underpinning the golf cart for Trumpf's girth, a girth which is only exceeded by his Narcissistic ego: static01.nyt.com

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-09-24 08:43 AM

"It's Biden's fault I'm a fat, lazy, demented pedophile!"

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-09-24 10:09 AM

I am sure I am not the only person who watched that yes, deranged, speech and thought "The man in charge of leading America in time of war, in time of economic collapse, this person who is our leader, is in full dementia'. He insulted the entire world, just because he has a personal "red spot" storm in the middle of his brain, one that reminds him that he is unloved and unwanted and incompetent, so he lashes out at everyone when given the chance.

#8 | Posted by Hughmass at 2025-09-25 07:43 AM

An easy way to solve this situation would be for the release of the video (or photos) taken by the guy clearly seen moving backward up the escalator, ahead of Der Dotard and his slattern of a wife. Of course, the Epstein files, unredacted version, will come out first...

#9 | Posted by catdog at 2025-09-25 09:39 AM

PS: Some WH A/V tech intern is out of a job this morning...

#10 | Posted by catdog at 2025-09-25 09:39 AM

On the day of the rapture, Trump's escalator refused to ascend. Could anything be more symbolic?

#11 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-09-25 10:23 AM

Re 11

Nice.

Heaven better stand back and stand by.

If heaven doesn't let him in Grumpy Trumpy gonna sue them into oblivion or take away their license to operate.

#12 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-09-25 11:47 AM

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