Sandwich Thrower Acquitted

Friday, November 07, 2025

A man who was charged with throwing a sandwich at a federal agent was found not guilty of one count of misdemeanor assault after a jury trial in Washington, D.C.

Posted by angrydad at 11:04 AM | 63 COMMENTS | permalink

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Absolutely embarrassing for Jeanine Pirro and the DoJ. Complete waste of tax payer resources. Trump supporters wanted a banana republic style government. Well they've got it. I wonder if they are happy with the results.

#1 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-11-07 01:19 AM

Yesterday's thread drudge.com

#2 | Posted by qcp at 2025-11-07 11:10 AM

A dud bunch of hub-bub over a sub.

#3 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2025-11-07 11:14 AM

Okay... It's official... another armed republicl0wn in body armor is a Karen.
Heavy sigh
Move along
Nothing to see here.

#4 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-11-07 11:21 AM

And when the agent who was hit by the sandwich was testifying, he was asked how he was 'injured', and he said that the sandwich had been thrown hard enough that he felt it hit him through his body armor and that he could smell the onion and mustard.

OCU

#5 | Posted by OCUser at 2025-11-07 11:40 AM

Judge Jeanine Boxwine flames out horribly in her first case of assault with a breadly weapon.

Don't Bread on Me judge boxwine.

This week keeps on getting better and better.

The "injured" officer testified the sandwich "exploded" all over him and he could smell the onions and mustard all day long (the horrors) however they offered no proof that it did and the video evidence shows the sandwich falling to the ground still in the wrapper and definitely not exploded.

Shouldn't there be some sort of perjury issue here?

#6 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-11-07 12:02 PM

... we don't make this chit up

#7 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-11-07 12:04 PM

Someone, somewhere has added "The Explosion Sandwich" to their diner's lunch menu. No word yet as to the meat selection--ham, turkey or very small sausages...

#8 | Posted by catdog at 2025-11-07 12:13 PM

The whole thing is slightly silly, but there does seem to be a liiiiiitle there, there.

If one of us walked out of work every day and someone was there to throw a sandwich at us, I think we'd want something done about it.

#9 | Posted by kwrx25 at 2025-11-07 12:15 PM

If one of us walked out of work every day and someone was there to throw a sandwich at us, I think we'd want something done about it.
#9 | Posted by kwrx25

Don't be a fascist pig and you don't get "assaulted" you little sissy.

#10 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-11-07 12:17 PM

"Shouldn't there be some sort of perjury issue here?"

That would have to be taken up by the DOJ to prosecute.

Same with Bovino in Chicago.

I hope someone is keeping a list of these people for when a less lawless administration regains power.

#11 | Posted by dibblda at 2025-11-07 12:22 PM

If one of us walked out of work every day and someone was there to throw a sandwich at us, I think we'd want something done about it.
#9 | Posted by kwrx25

Wouldn't that depend on WHAT one is "working" on?

Can you not think of one person you might throw your sandwich at?

One of them baby eating liberals or democrats coming out of the basement of a pizza parlor dripping---------- maybe ?

A mother trying get an abortion perhaps?

A trans or a drag queen maybe?

Nancy Pelosi?

Dr Fauci?

#12 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-07 12:28 PM

I hope that everyone who knows him throws a sandwich at him every time they see him. That would be pretty funny. Turn about is fair play.

#13 | Posted by phinphan at 2025-11-07 12:32 PM

What would be hilarious is if an ICE agent ran you over with their car. Repeatedly.

#14 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-11-07 12:42 PM

If one of us walked out of work every day and someone was there to throw a sandwich at us, I think we'd want something done about it.

#9 | Posted by kwrx25

A big tough soldier going to court to cry about being smeared with mustard is pathetic.

#15 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-11-07 01:13 PM

I hope that everyone who knows him throws a sandwich at him every time they see him. That would be pretty funny. Turn about is fair play.

#13 | Posted by phinphan

Then I hope that trump gets raped by a man 50 years older than him. Turnabout is fair play.

#16 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-11-07 01:13 PM

Then I hope that trump gets raped by a man 50 years older than him. Turnabout is fair play.
#16 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY

What a pathetic person you are Speaks.

I hope poor children get to eat, get to be with their moms and dads, and not sexually abused coming into the country.

You, on the other hand, hope for an elderly man to be raped.

Sad.

#17 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-11-07 01:18 PM

Absolutely embarrassing for Jeanine Pirro and the DoJ. Complete waste of tax payer resources.

Not a complete waste, my guess is they were going to for the symbolic win. There's more than throwing sandwiches here.

I recall a video where someone threw shoe at Bush, that was pretty funny, did he get arrested?

#18 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-11-07 01:20 PM

In any normal jurisdiction a prole can't touch a cop without an assault charge. This was videoed. Lesson learned, the left wants a justice system that allows "right thinking" persons to get away with assault.

#19 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-11-07 01:27 PM

Sandwich sales will be going up.

Protestors will be tossing sandwiches now..

#20 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2025-11-07 01:29 PM

If one of us walked out of work every day and someone was there to throw a sandwich at us, I think we'd want something done about it.
#9 | Posted by kwrx25

Or, you know, just make sure you don't do anything that would make people want to throw a sandwich at you. That whole golden rule thing.

#21 | Posted by qcp at 2025-11-07 01:35 PM

Lesson learned, the left wants a justice system that allows "right thinking" persons to get away with assault.

#19 | POSTED BY VISITOR_

Just like them J6 insurrectionists, eh?

They assaulted the capitol police for the right Trumpy reasons.

#22 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-07 01:36 PM

Protestors will be tossing sandwiches now..

#20 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Ideally paid for by SNAP.

#23 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-07 01:37 PM

And no concern for the blatant perjury committed by the officer about the "exploding sandwich" (photographed on the ground, still in its intact wrapper).

#24 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-11-07 01:53 PM

Lesson learned, the left wants a justice system that allows "right thinking" persons to get away with assault.

#19 | Posted by visitor_

Only if it's you, s*&^heap.

#25 | Posted by jpw at 2025-11-07 01:57 PM

If Trump (yes, Trump) had not tried to crucify this man with a felony then his little misdemeanor thing might have been successful with a jury.

Justice was served here.

#26 | Posted by Zed at 2025-11-07 02:04 PM

What a pathetic person you are Speaks.

I hope poor children get to eat, get to be with their moms and dads, and not sexually abused coming into the country.

You, on the other hand, hope for an elderly man to be raped.

Sad.

#17 | Posted by oneironaut

I hope for a rapist to get raped. Eye for an eye is old testament justice.

What do you think should happen to an old guy that ----- young teen girls?

#27 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-11-07 02:19 PM

Lesson learned, the left wants a justice system that allows "right thinking" persons to get away with assault.

#19 | POSTED BY VISITOR_

Who was it who pardoned all the terrorists who assaulted the cops on jan 6th?

#28 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-11-07 02:20 PM

You, on the other hand, hope for an elderly man to be raped.

Some men will pay good money for that.

#29 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-11-07 02:29 PM

IAMRUNT is the pathetic MAGAt who carries water 60 hours a week for the orange pedo.

#30 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-11-07 02:30 PM

Jurors smiled ... wryly.

#31 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-11-07 02:38 PM

Lesson learned, the left wants a justice system that allows "right thinking" persons to get away with assault.
#19 | POSTED BY VISITOR_

The only assault that happened here was the vicious assault on sandwich guy's freedom by a vindictive justice department that attempted to prosecute him for a felony and allowed a federal officer to deliver false testimony. The sandwich was salami but the entire case was a bunch of baloney.

#32 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-11-07 02:49 PM

Subway should name a sandwich after him. Sales would soar.

#33 | Posted by TenMile at 2025-11-07 04:12 PM

The Adventures of ICE Agents Continues!

Chigagoans run off Masked ICE Agents

www.youtube.com

yt short

ICE agent erupts after black officer stops him for DUI

www.youtube.com

#34 | Posted by Corky at 2025-11-07 04:15 PM

ICE Slapped With $50M Lawsuit For Throwing 79 Yr Old Man To Pavement

www.youtube.com

The Hits just keep on comin'!

#35 | Posted by Corky at 2025-11-07 04:21 PM

ICE should have hit the 79 year old with a sandwich.

#36 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-11-07 06:58 PM

If one of us walked out of work every day and someone was there to throw a sandwich at us, I think we'd want something done about it.
#9 | Posted by kwrx25

You could duck! HAHAHA!!!

#37 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2025-11-07 06:59 PM

ICE should have hit the 79 year old with a sandwich.
#36 | Posted by visitor_

You're right! No harm done with a sandwich. Far better than concrete, eh?

#38 | Posted by rstybeach11 at 2025-11-07 07:03 PM

ICE should have hit the 79 year old with a sandwich.

#36 | Posted by visitor_

That 79 year old would cry about it less than the big tough ICE stormtrooper did.

#39 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-11-07 07:26 PM

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#40 | Posted by Corky at 2025-11-07 07:43 PM

Why do the maggots on this site assume the jury consisted of liberals? Right, Center and Left, most people know -------- when they hear it. And this criminal prosecution was the definition of prosecution over-reaction.

#41 | Posted by moder8 at 2025-11-07 08:33 PM

All it takes is a single anti-American Communist stooge with TDS on the jury.

#42 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-11-08 12:17 AM

If someone threw a sandwich at me every day I'd learn how to catch and say "hold the mayo !"

#43 | Posted by danni at 2025-11-08 04:03 AM

Even though he's literally on tape chucking a sandwich at the guy.

Crazy.

#44 | Posted by THEBULL at 2025-11-08 07:57 AM

Oh so now its only assault if you damage the other person?

Can I just go around with a super soaker and spray anyone I want with water and just claim in court "they weren't hurt, they just got wet"

Ridiculous.

#45 | Posted by THEBULL at 2025-11-08 08:01 AM

Then I hope that trump gets raped by a man 50 years older than him. Turnabout is fair play.
#16 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY

Why would you want Trump raped by a 129 year old man? In fairness, I think he would accept your offer since nobody is alive to do it.

#46 | Posted by THEBULL at 2025-11-08 08:04 AM

Even though he's literally on tape chucking a sandwich at the guy.

Crazy.

#44 | POSTED BY THEBULL

You think that's crazy? You ain't seen crazy!

Listen to this.

Humpy Trumpy was indicted on 88 federal charges and convicted of 34 felonies in his home state of New York and even impeached TWICE by Congress and you all voted for him to be our U.S. President! TWICE!

Now that some major league fracking crazy right there.

#47 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-08 08:10 AM

If one of us walked out of work every day and someone was there to throw a sandwich at us, I think we'd want something done about it.
#9 | Posted by kwrx25

If you are getting sandwiches thrown at you EVERY DAY because of what you do for a living you need to re evaluate your career decisions.

Maybe Gawd is trying to tell you something?

He wants you to open a sandwich shop. Obviously.

#48 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-08 08:17 AM

Here's tape of a crime that went unpunished as well: youtu.be

That's crazy!

#49 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-11-08 08:29 AM

" 'If one of us walked out of work every day and someone was there to throw a sandwich at us, I think we'd want something done about it.
#9 | Posted by kwrx25'

Don't be a fascist pig and you don't get "assaulted" you little sissy.
#10 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-11-07 12:17 PM"

BINGO!

Meanwhile, if the sandwich tossing becomes a ubiquitous problem, a smart administration would gather the food for the hungry.

Another thought:
How about a Dunk Tank? I suspect that would bring in LOTS of $$$.

#50 | Posted by TrueBlue at 2025-11-08 08:35 AM

Rodney king video = NOT GUILTY.

#51 | Posted by fresno500 at 2025-11-08 10:58 AM

If the sandwich doesn't split, you must acquit.

#52 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-08 11:03 AM

First mistake was when federal prosecutor "Judge" Boxwine went after the Sandwich Guy for a felony.

Having that rejected by the grand jury, she went after him for a misdemeanor.

But the jury in that case wasn't buying what "Judge" Boxwine was trying to sell.

Consequently, her entire case went awry.

#53 | Posted by A_Friend at 2025-11-08 12:40 PM

The distance between throwing sandwiches and throwing bombs is not as large as you think.

#54 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-11-08 05:51 PM

Salami is a gateway drug to Semtex.

#55 | Posted by REDIAL at 2025-11-08 06:57 PM

The distance between throwing sandwiches and throwing bombs is not as large as you think.
#54 | Posted by visitor_

How's it compare to the distance between sending immigrants to camps and sending citizens to camps?

#56 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-11-09 12:17 PM

You mean like the camps the anti-fascist Democrats already sent Japanese citizens to?

#57 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-11-09 01:24 PM

You mean like the camps the anti-fascist Democrats already sent Japanese citizens to?
#57 | Posted by visitor_

Yes.

How long?

#58 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-11-09 01:26 PM

Also, Japanese citizens are immigrants, so those are the kinds of people Trump is already sending to camps.

#59 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-11-09 01:27 PM

They're both very close.

#60 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-11-09 02:54 PM

Even though he's literally on tape chucking a sandwich at the guy.

Crazy.

#44 | Posted by THEBULL

Yes its crazy that a big tough stormtrooper wanted to go to court and cry about getting hit with the equivalent of a SPONGE thrown by an old man.

The tougher they act, the bigger the -----.

#61 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-11-09 02:58 PM

It's interesting that the most people here saying it was just a sandwich so it can't be assault, also consider words to be violence.

Literally throw an object, not assault. Say something that you object to, violence. Makes sense.

#62 | Posted by kwrx25 at 2025-11-10 08:14 AM

You mean like the camps the anti-fascist Democrats already sent Japanese citizens to?

#57 | POSTED BY VISITOR_

You mean way back when you thought America was "Great"?

Pro tip: Institutional Racism is NOT what made America great.

It was the struggle AGAINST institutional racism and FOR equality that made America exceptional.

#63 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-10 10:24 AM

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