Sandwich Thrower Acquitted

Friday, November 07, 2025

A man who was charged with throwing a sandwich at a federal agent was found not guilty of one count of misdemeanor assault after a jury trial in Washington, D.C.

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Absolutely embarrassing for Jeanine Pirro and the DoJ. Complete waste of tax payer resources. Trump supporters wanted a banana republic style government. Well they've got it. I wonder if they are happy with the results.

#1 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-11-07 01:19 AM | Reply

Yesterday's thread drudge.com

#2 | Posted by qcp at 2025-11-07 11:10 AM | Reply

A dud bunch of hub-bub over a sub.

#3 | Posted by pumpkinhead at 2025-11-07 11:14 AM | Reply

Okay... It's official... another armed republicl0wn in body armor is a Karen.
Heavy sigh
Move along
Nothing to see here.

#4 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-11-07 11:21 AM | Reply

And when the agent who was hit by the sandwich was testifying, he was asked how he was 'injured', and he said that the sandwich had been thrown hard enough that he felt it hit him through his body armor and that he could smell the onion and mustard.

OCU

#5 | Posted by OCUser at 2025-11-07 11:40 AM | Reply

Judge Jeanine Boxwine flames out horribly in her first case of assault with a breadly weapon.

Don't Bread on Me judge boxwine.

This week keeps on getting better and better.

The "injured" officer testified the sandwich "exploded" all over him and he could smell the onions and mustard all day long (the horrors) however they offered no proof that it did and the video evidence shows the sandwich falling to the ground still in the wrapper and definitely not exploded.

Shouldn't there be some sort of perjury issue here?

#6 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-11-07 12:02 PM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 1

... we don't make this chit up

#7 | Posted by RightisTrite at 2025-11-07 12:04 PM | Reply

Someone, somewhere has added "The Explosion Sandwich" to their diner's lunch menu. No word yet as to the meat selection--ham, turkey or very small sausages...

#8 | Posted by catdog at 2025-11-07 12:13 PM | Reply

The whole thing is slightly silly, but there does seem to be a liiiiiitle there, there.

If one of us walked out of work every day and someone was there to throw a sandwich at us, I think we'd want something done about it.

#9 | Posted by kwrx25 at 2025-11-07 12:15 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

If one of us walked out of work every day and someone was there to throw a sandwich at us, I think we'd want something done about it.
#9 | Posted by kwrx25

Don't be a fascist pig and you don't get "assaulted" you little sissy.

#10 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-11-07 12:17 PM | Reply

"Shouldn't there be some sort of perjury issue here?"

That would have to be taken up by the DOJ to prosecute.

Same with Bovino in Chicago.

I hope someone is keeping a list of these people for when a less lawless administration regains power.

#11 | Posted by dibblda at 2025-11-07 12:22 PM | Reply

If one of us walked out of work every day and someone was there to throw a sandwich at us, I think we'd want something done about it.
#9 | Posted by kwrx25

Wouldn't that depend on WHAT one is "working" on?

Can you not think of one person you might throw your sandwich at?

One of them baby eating liberals or democrats coming out of the basement of a pizza parlor dripping---------- maybe ?

A mother trying get an abortion perhaps?

A trans or a drag queen maybe?

Nancy Pelosi?

Dr Fauci?

#12 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-07 12:28 PM | Reply

I hope that everyone who knows him throws a sandwich at him every time they see him. That would be pretty funny. Turn about is fair play.

#13 | Posted by phinphan at 2025-11-07 12:32 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

What would be hilarious is if an ICE agent ran you over with their car. Repeatedly.

#14 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-11-07 12:42 PM | Reply

If one of us walked out of work every day and someone was there to throw a sandwich at us, I think we'd want something done about it.

#9 | Posted by kwrx25

A big tough soldier going to court to cry about being smeared with mustard is pathetic.

#15 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-11-07 01:13 PM | Reply

I hope that everyone who knows him throws a sandwich at him every time they see him. That would be pretty funny. Turn about is fair play.

#13 | Posted by phinphan

Then I hope that trump gets raped by a man 50 years older than him. Turnabout is fair play.

#16 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-11-07 01:13 PM | Reply

Then I hope that trump gets raped by a man 50 years older than him. Turnabout is fair play.
#16 | POSTED BY SPEAKSOFTLY

What a pathetic person you are Speaks.

I hope poor children get to eat, get to be with their moms and dads, and not sexually abused coming into the country.

You, on the other hand, hope for an elderly man to be raped.

Sad.

#17 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-11-07 01:18 PM | Reply

Absolutely embarrassing for Jeanine Pirro and the DoJ. Complete waste of tax payer resources.

Not a complete waste, my guess is they were going to for the symbolic win. There's more than throwing sandwiches here.

I recall a video where someone threw shoe at Bush, that was pretty funny, did he get arrested?

#18 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-11-07 01:20 PM | Reply

In any normal jurisdiction a prole can't touch a cop without an assault charge. This was videoed. Lesson learned, the left wants a justice system that allows "right thinking" persons to get away with assault.

#19 | Posted by visitor_ at 2025-11-07 01:27 PM | Reply

Sandwich sales will be going up.

Protestors will be tossing sandwiches now..

#20 | Posted by BillJohnson at 2025-11-07 01:29 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

If one of us walked out of work every day and someone was there to throw a sandwich at us, I think we'd want something done about it.
#9 | Posted by kwrx25

Or, you know, just make sure you don't do anything that would make people want to throw a sandwich at you. That whole golden rule thing.

#21 | Posted by qcp at 2025-11-07 01:35 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Lesson learned, the left wants a justice system that allows "right thinking" persons to get away with assault.

#19 | POSTED BY VISITOR_

Just like them J6 insurrectionists, eh?

They assaulted the capitol police for the right Trumpy reasons.

#22 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-07 01:36 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Protestors will be tossing sandwiches now..

#20 | POSTED BY BILLJOHNSON

Ideally paid for by SNAP.

#23 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-11-07 01:37 PM | Reply

And no concern for the blatant perjury committed by the officer about the "exploding sandwich" (photographed on the ground, still in its intact wrapper).

#24 | Posted by Angrydad at 2025-11-07 01:53 PM | Reply

Lesson learned, the left wants a justice system that allows "right thinking" persons to get away with assault.

#19 | Posted by visitor_

Only if it's you, s*&^heap.

#25 | Posted by jpw at 2025-11-07 01:57 PM | Reply

If Trump (yes, Trump) had not tried to crucify this man with a felony then his little misdemeanor thing might have been successful with a jury.

Justice was served here.

#26 | Posted by Zed at 2025-11-07 02:04 PM | Reply

What a pathetic person you are Speaks.

I hope poor children get to eat, get to be with their moms and dads, and not sexually abused coming into the country.

You, on the other hand, hope for an elderly man to be raped.

Sad.

#17 | Posted by oneironaut

I hope for a rapist to get raped. Eye for an eye is old testament justice.

What do you think should happen to an old guy that ----- young teen girls?

#27 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-11-07 02:19 PM | Reply

Lesson learned, the left wants a justice system that allows "right thinking" persons to get away with assault.

#19 | POSTED BY VISITOR_

Who was it who pardoned all the terrorists who assaulted the cops on jan 6th?

#28 | Posted by SpeakSoftly at 2025-11-07 02:20 PM | Reply

You, on the other hand, hope for an elderly man to be raped.

Some men will pay good money for that.

#29 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-11-07 02:29 PM | Reply

IAMRUNT is the pathetic MAGAt who carries water 60 hours a week for the orange pedo.

#30 | Posted by reinheitsgebot at 2025-11-07 02:30 PM | Reply

Jurors smiled ... wryly.

#31 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-11-07 02:38 PM | Reply

Lesson learned, the left wants a justice system that allows "right thinking" persons to get away with assault.
#19 | POSTED BY VISITOR_

The only assault that happened here was the vicious assault on sandwich guy's freedom by a vindictive justice department that attempted to prosecute him for a felony and allowed a federal officer to deliver false testimony. The sandwich was salami but the entire case was a bunch of baloney.

#32 | Posted by johnny_hotsauce at 2025-11-07 02:49 PM | Reply