UN says Trump's Team to Blame for Nonworking Escalator and Teleprompter

Thursday, September 25, 2025

Trump broke from his prepared remarks at the United Nations on Tuesday to bemoan an inoperable escalator and a defective teleprompter ...

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The United Nations has concluded its one-day investigation into the mysterious halting of President Donald Trump's escalator Tuesday as he arrived at the U.N. General Assembly.

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-- NBC News (@nbcnews.com) Sep 24, 2025 at 12:40 PM

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What a poosie.

#1 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-09-24 06:19 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Sweet fancy moses the outrage that the most healthy and fit president ever had to take the stairs!

Suck it up Cankles.

Oh how I wished I could have seen him trying to appear to not be gasping for air at the top of the stairs. Reminiscent of when he returned from his self inflicted near death COVID experience during his first term.

#2 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-09-24 06:49 AM | Reply

Hi Doc Sarvis: Morbid obesity certainly has its consequences. Dummkopf Trumpf's unsightly girth is straining not only HMX-1, but the UN escalator groaned in agony and froze. One wonders how the golf carts Trumpf drives manages.

Republicans sure picked an Olympian to be their President: i.imgflip.com

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-09-24 07:05 AM | Reply

Most certainly China's Ministry of State Security (MSS) codeword for Dummkopf Trumpf is 'Chengse Eizhen' or 'Orange Earthquake': www.japantimes.co.jp

Those of you haven't *Killfiled* the trolls on drudge.com can corroborate that with the Wu Maos on our august platform.

#4 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-09-24 08:19 AM | Reply

Yo, Corolianus ... On those golf carts, my guess is whatever is used to keep the guts of an M1 Abrams from spilling out across the ground.

#5 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-09-24 08:23 AM | Reply

#5: Might be a reinforced chassis and suspension underpinning the golf cart for Trumpf's girth, a girth which is only exceeded by his Narcissistic ego: static01.nyt.com

#6 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-09-24 08:43 AM | Reply

"It's Biden's fault I'm a fat, lazy, demented pedophile!"

#7 | Posted by LegallyYourDead at 2025-09-24 10:09 AM | Reply

I am sure I am not the only person who watched that yes, deranged, speech and thought "The man in charge of leading America in time of war, in time of economic collapse, this person who is our leader, is in full dementia'. He insulted the entire world, just because he has a personal "red spot" storm in the middle of his brain, one that reminds him that he is unloved and unwanted and incompetent, so he lashes out at everyone when given the chance.

#8 | Posted by Hughmass at 2025-09-25 07:43 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 4

An easy way to solve this situation would be for the release of the video (or photos) taken by the guy clearly seen moving backward up the escalator, ahead of Der Dotard and his slattern of a wife. Of course, the Epstein files, unredacted version, will come out first...

#9 | Posted by catdog at 2025-09-25 09:39 AM | Reply

PS: Some WH A/V tech intern is out of a job this morning...

#10 | Posted by catdog at 2025-09-25 09:39 AM | Reply

On the day of the rapture, Trump's escalator refused to ascend. Could anything be more symbolic?

#11 | Posted by lee_the_agent at 2025-09-25 10:23 AM | Reply | Funny: 5 | Newsworthy 1

Re 11

Nice.

Heaven better stand back and stand by.

If heaven doesn't let him in Grumpy Trumpy gonna sue them into oblivion or take away their license to operate.

#12 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-09-25 11:47 AM | Reply | Funny: 3

ROFL again DB!

#13 | Posted by Yodagirl at 2025-09-25 02:16 PM | Reply

On the day of the rapture, Trump's escalator refused to ascend. Could anything be more symbolic?

Maybe he can send another grift email to his drooling supporters asking for money to get him to heaven.

Claim:
An August 2025 email from one of U.S. President Donald Trump's political action committees asked for $15 donations and began, "I want to try and get to heaven."
Rating:
True
True

#14 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-09-25 02:20 PM | Reply

The look on Melanie's face says:

Pleeez get eleescalaytor moveeng, I can start to smelly him. ---- it...I weeel take stayrs.

#15 | Posted by Nixon at 2025-09-25 02:21 PM | Reply | Funny: 2

You should try to live your life in a way so that if an escalator stops working, you don't immediately assume it's because someone hates you.

#16 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-09-25 02:24 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

United Nations explains why the escalator stopped as soon as Trump stepped on

"He's a fat ----."
-Escalator inspector

#17 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-09-25 02:26 PM | Reply

I agree with Jesse Falters and the Fox geniuses. This was clearly an assassination attempt. The Prez and First Lady are lucky to be alive.

#18 | Posted by crisisstills1 at 2025-09-25 03:07 PM | Reply

It was assassination attempt!

That fat ----- heart would explode if he had to walk up all those steps.

Thank God they airlifted his ass.

#19 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-09-25 03:09 PM | Reply

Guy_Fawkes_News

Q: Did the Manchurian Cantaloupe complain this much about his own attempted assassination as he is complaining about a stopped escalator?

A: No.

And that's how you know Butler Pennsylvania was complete and utter --------.

#20 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-09-25 03:17 PM | Reply

Governor Newsom Press Office

@AwesomeNewsom

FAT SATAN BROKE THE U.N. ESCALATOR.

THEN COULDN'T READ FROM THE TELEPROMPTER

"ACETA ACEEDO ACETA-MENOPOSE ACETA-MINION-FENTANYL"

(SAD)

#21 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-09-25 04:47 PM | Reply

Stop promoting violence. Newsom has been getting people killed!

#22 | Posted by horstngraben at 2025-09-25 06:08 PM | Reply

What a little sissy pansy boy Trump is. Along with all his coiffed and pseudo-macho, closet-dwelling fluffies on Fox and Twitter. Jesse Watters? Ha, what a candy-ass dweeb.

#23 | Posted by cbob at 2025-09-25 09:03 PM | Reply

Of course they do, thats what I would do if I bit the hand the feeds me.

I am surprised how much US citizens allow themselves to be disrespected. I mean I get it domestically, but you shouldn't allow other countries and people to disrespect your President.

Isn't there a joke along those lines?

#24 | Posted by oneironaut at 2025-09-25 09:25 PM | Reply

-- disrespect your President.

He isn't worthy of respect... from anyone, for anything.

#25 | Posted by Corky at 2025-09-25 09:33 PM | Reply

domestically, but you shouldn't allow other countries and people to disrespect your President.

In case you are not aware foreign agitator..

Respect is earned.

You CAN'T DEMAND that other countries respect your leaders authority.

There's definitely a joke about THAT.

m.youtube.com

#26 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-09-26 10:54 AM | Reply

I disrespect the person occupying the presidency, and anyone that voted for that miscreant. Even the first time. Second time, worse. Third time?!?! Wow, you're a piece of $#!+

#27 | Posted by hamburglar at 2025-09-27 04:31 AM | Reply