"A group of cryptocurrency investors paid $300,000 to have a sculptor create this garish obscenity as a tribute to Dummkopf Trumpf, an outspoken crypto proponent. Then they used it to promote a memecoin called $PATRIOT.

Pastor Mark Burns, one of the organizers of the effort and a friend of the geriatric pedophilic golf cheat, bleated that America's tyrant planned to attend the statue's unveiling in Doral.

Trumpf reportedly was anxious like a giddy school child that the statue be completed in time for his hosting of the G-20 Summit at Doral. "IT LOOKS FANTASTIC' the pedophilic narcissist posted on social media in December.

Thrice-failed US House Republican candidate faux Christian Pastor Mark Burns is best known for jumping up and literally fleeing a CNN interview when he was caught lying about his military service and for claiming to have a college degree. Burns later whined that hackers had altered his campaign site because he is an idiotic black man who supports racist-to-the-bone Dummkopf Trumpf. This phony Christian worked at a McDonald's before founding his "church" in tiny Easley, South Carolina."

(Source: NYT, 3 Feb 2026)