"A group of cryptocurrency investors paid $300,000 to have a sculptor create this garish obscenity as a tribute to Dummkopf Trumpf, an outspoken crypto proponent. Then they used it to promote a memecoin called $PATRIOT.

Pastor Mark Burns, one of the organizers of the effort and a friend of the geriatric pedophilic golf cheat, bleated that America's tyrant planned to attend the statue's unveiling in Doral.

Trumpf reportedly was anxious like a giddy school child that the statue be completed in time for his hosting of the G-20 Summit at Doral. "IT LOOKS FANTASTIC' the pedophilic narcissist posted on social media in December.

Thrice-failed US House Republican candidate faux Christian Pastor Mark Burns is best known for jumping up and literally fleeing a CNN interview when he was caught lying about his military service and for claiming to have a college degree. Burns later whined that hackers had altered his campaign site because he is an idiotic black man who supports racist-to-the-bone Dummkopf Trumpf. This phony Christian worked at a McDonald's before founding his "church" in tiny Easley, South Carolina."

(Source: NYT, 3 Feb 2026)

Sculptors today ought to be carving out golden jackass statues to commemorate our dystopic Trumpf era, like Rodin's immortal works commemorated naturalism and romance in the late 19th century.