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Wednesday, February 04, 2026

"Don Colossus," a 15 feet tall golden statue of Donald Trump, will be displayed at his Doral resort in Florida in time for the December 2026 G-20 Summit.

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'Don Colossus,' a Golden Statue of President Trump, Waits for Its Home A group of cryptocurrency investors backing a memecoin hopes the statue will soon be installed at one of Mr. Trump's golf courses in Florida. By David Yaffe-Bellany www.nytimes.com/2026/02/03/t ...

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-- Eric Lipton NYT (@ericlipton.nytimes.com) Feb 3, 2026 at 3:05 PM

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"A group of cryptocurrency investors paid $300,000 to have a sculptor create this garish obscenity as a tribute to Dummkopf Trumpf, an outspoken crypto proponent. Then they used it to promote a memecoin called $PATRIOT.

Pastor Mark Burns, one of the organizers of the effort and a friend of the geriatric pedophilic golf cheat, bleated that America's tyrant planned to attend the statue's unveiling in Doral.

Trumpf reportedly was anxious like a giddy school child that the statue be completed in time for his hosting of the G-20 Summit at Doral. "IT LOOKS FANTASTIC' the pedophilic narcissist posted on social media in December.

Thrice-failed US House Republican candidate faux Christian Pastor Mark Burns is best known for jumping up and literally fleeing a CNN interview when he was caught lying about his military service and for claiming to have a college degree. Burns later whined that hackers had altered his campaign site because he is an idiotic black man who supports racist-to-the-bone Dummkopf Trumpf. This phony Christian worked at a McDonald's before founding his "church" in tiny Easley, South Carolina."

(Source: NYT, 3 Feb 2026)

The "Best Friends Statue" of geriatric Dummkopf Trumpf and sexual monster Jeffrey Epstein is much more appropriate for display than a 15-foot tall golden abomination paying tribute to a morbidly obese pedophile who enriched himself and the Trumpf Crime Family (TCF) billions of dollars during his two nefarious Reigns of Terror.

#1 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-02-04 04:06 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

It's not leaving until they pay me': sculptor holds Trump statue hostage
Alan Cottrill created an 18ft bronze capturing the moment the president survived an assassination attempt. He says his patrons aren't paying up
www.thetimes.com

A gang of cryptogrifters hires sculptor to create giant idol of a felonial deadbeat golden donkey grifter and the aforementioned sculptor has a hard time getting said cryptogrifters to pay up for said edifice to said felonies felonial deadbeat golden donkey.

It's not just a story; it's a parable.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-02-04 06:01 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

Sculptors today ought to be carving out golden jackass statues to commemorate our dystopic Trumpf era, like Rodin's immortal works commemorated naturalism and romance in the late 19th century.


#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2026-02-04 06:17 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

In days of yore, a golden calf. For today's delusional cultists - behold! - Trump, the Golden Jackass.

#4 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2026-02-04 06:25 AM | Reply | Funny: 1 | Newsworthy 3

When Trump dies, perhaps the man's skull can be coated in gold and used as a doorstop?

#5 | Posted by Zed at 2026-02-04 08:39 AM | Reply

"Gold"

You know they will be using the shiniest cans of gold spray paint from Home Depot to cover that golden calf...

#6 | Posted by chuffy at 2026-02-04 02:52 PM | Reply

Considering his penchant for public onanism, I'll wager the statue's subject will be frozen in 'mid-stroke' to capture the essence of the man...

#7 | Posted by catdog at 2026-02-04 03:19 PM | Reply

I had lunch there before this jackass became Prez. Nice place. Trump is going for gold with this golden opportunity to showcase his heart of gold. Hahaha. I'm here all week.

#8 | Posted by crisisstills1 at 2026-02-04 03:55 PM | Reply | Funny: 1

" Huge Gold Statue of Trump Will Be Displayed at Doral Resort"

*vomit emoji*

#9 | Posted by BellRinger at 2026-02-04 05:48 PM | Reply

"...and they wore the seal of the Beast on their foreheads"

#10 | Posted by e1g1 at 2026-02-04 07:20 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 2

The Golden Calf meets the Golden Cankle.

(See how cleverly I played on words there?)

#11 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2026-02-04 07:35 PM | Reply

#10

Revelation 13:16-18
New International Version

16 It also forced all people, great and small, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hands or on their foreheads, 17 so that they could not buy or sell unless they had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of its name.

18 This calls for wisdom. Let the person who has insight calculate the number of the beast, for it is the number of a man. That number is 666.

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Solomon's Wealth and Splendor
(1 Kings 10:14"29)

13The weight of gold that came to Solomon each year was 666 talents, not including the revenue from the merchants and traders. And all the Arabian kings and governors of the land also brought gold and silver to Solomon.

15King Solomon made two hundred large shields of hammered gold; six hundred shekels of hammered gold went into each shield. 16He also made three hundred small shields of hammered gold; three hundred shekels of gold went into each shield. And the king put them in the House of the Forest of Lebanon.

(The reference to Solomon being a foreshadowing of the AC is because in his old age he lost wisdom, built Temples to many of his foreign wives' gods in Jerusalem, including to Ba-al, and was enamored of all things GOLD.)

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17Additionally, the king made a great throne of ivory and overlaid it with pure gold. 18The throne had six steps, and a footstool of gold was attached to it. There were armrests on both sides of the seat, with a lion standing beside each armrest.

19Twelve lions stood on the six steps, one at either end of each step. Nothing like this had ever been made for any kingdom.

20All King Solomon's drinking cups were gold, and all the utensils of the House of the Forest of Lebanon were pure gold. There was no silver, because it was accounted as nothing in the days of Solomon.

21For the king had the ships of Tarshishi that went with Hiram'sj servants, and once every three years the ships of Tarshish would arrive bearing gold, silver, ivory, apes, and peacocks."

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The AC likewise loves him some gold... (the 'god of forces' is Apollo the Sun God, of whom there is a massive ceiling mural in Donald Judas Trump's Penthouse in Trump Tower)

Seen here:

en.wikipedia.org(44834623812).jpg


All just coincidence, of course.

#12 | Posted by Corky at 2026-02-04 08:04 PM | Reply

Plese attach a huge gold fish hook on it.

#13 | Posted by john_savage1 at 2026-02-04 09:24 PM | Reply

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