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Drudge Retort: The Other Side of the News
Tuesday, November 05, 2024

Just woke up this morning and had a funny thought: If you could write the headline about the victor of today's presidential election, what would it be? Though I'm thinking of humorous possibilities, let your own imagination be your guide. Regardless, today is the last day for Americans to choose the representatives who'll lead and run our governments - affecting everyone's lives. We the People have the power today. Use your's. If you haven't, VOTE.

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I'll start the show.

America Tells Trump/Vance to "Cuck-Off!" Women Boost Harris to the White House.

#1 | Posted by tonyroma at 2024-11-05 06:42 AM | Reply

Trump Accepts Defeat with Grace and Dignity
Calls on Americans to Come Together under President Harris to Work for the Good of our Nation
Ahahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! [pants] Hahahahahahaha!

#2 | Posted by censored at 2024-11-05 07:19 AM | Reply | Funny: 2

The Quiet Majority Speaks: America Sends Kamala Harris to the White House

From Corn Dogs to Dog Whistles: How Donald Trump Blew It Because He Couldn't Read the Room

#3 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-11-05 07:53 AM | Reply

Trumpism enters the dustbin of history just short of its tenth birthday.

#4 | Posted by Alexandrite at 2024-11-05 08:01 AM | Reply

Roevember!

#5 | Posted by Gal_Tuesday at 2024-11-05 08:16 AM | Reply

Love that, Gal!
Maybe a play on it?

ROARvember!

#6 | Posted by YAV at 2024-11-05 08:46 AM | Reply

Roevember Moon Eclipses Trump While Shining Harris Rises as First Women POTUS

#7 | Posted by tonyroma at 2024-11-05 08:51 AM | Reply

"Our Republic Kept!"

#8 | Posted by YAV at 2024-11-05 08:51 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

Harris Set to Enter White House; Trump Headed For Court and Potentially the Big House.

#9 | Posted by tonyroma at 2024-11-05 08:57 AM | Reply

Dixville Notch Calls it a Tie

#10 | Posted by REDIAL at 2024-11-05 08:57 AM | Reply

"What Headline Do You Want to See When Election is Called?"

American Empire Wins Uncontested Race; NPCs Rejoice; Genocide Enabling Continues

#11 | Posted by NerfHerder at 2024-11-05 10:11 AM | Reply | Newsworthy 1

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