"No, I'm actually a failed businessman. Just not very good at it. Yup, bankrupt one, two, three, four, five, no, six times. I had to use two hands for that, did you see that? Big wonderful, eh? In fact, I probably hold the world record for the number of times I went belly-up in the casino business. Imagine that! No, definitely not a successful businessman. But I played one on TV."
~ John Barron