"Going to Heaven" Isn't Really A Thing
While salvation includes questions about what happens after death, "going to heaven" is not the primary focus of the story told throughout the Bible.
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Western Christianity, MAGAnites in particular, are likely to be sorely disappointed that they were more concerned about where they were going than where they are now and what they are doing now.
;; It's a short video, with a Transcript, and if you are not a theist, you will know more than most of them in this country know in a few minute.
But if you are, you won't be able to claim you didn't know... so perhaps you should shouldn't FAFO.
#1 | Posted by Corky at 2025-10-22 06:14 PM | Reply
This just in, there is no pineapple under the sea where Spongebob lives either.
#2 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-10-22 06:39 PM | Reply
I see you didn't watch, lol.
Perhaps you'd prefer Jung?
www.google.com
#3 | Posted by Corky at 2025-10-22 06:42 PM | Reply
PC Principal and Jesus throw down in the bathroom at the Cheesecake Factory.
www.youtube.com short
#4 | Posted by Corky at 2025-10-22 06:52 PM | Reply
Think where you will be 100 years from now or 1000 years from now or 10,000 years or 100,000 years or a million or a billion
You were nothing 100 years ago or a 1000 years ago or 10,000 or a 100,000 or a million or a billion
You're just not that important
And your book is just a fairy tale for morons
A billion years from now or even 10,000 it will be nothing
#5 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-10-22 07:06 PM | Reply
@#5 ... You were nothing 100 years ago ...
Based upon our current view of human life i.e., where the physical body and the life that inhabits it are one and the same.
But, is that a correct view, or a view limited by what we do not yet understand?
#6 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-10-22 07:16 PM | Reply
Any other belief is a belief based on nothing
My conclusion has the benefit of being fact based and logical and not childish
#7 | Posted by truthhurts at 2025-10-22 07:22 PM | Reply
- And your book is just a fairy tale for morons
Glad to have your OPINION yet again, once more. Anyone who disagrees with it is a moron, though?
That's pretty silly, really.
I even give you Jung and South Park as examples of varying opinions. They don't think you're a moron, though. Prolly not, anyway.
#8 | Posted by Corky at 2025-10-22 07:26 PM | Reply
@#7 ... Any other belief is a belief based on nothing ...
Nothing? Or what cannot be explained by our current knowledge?
Stated differently, if you were to transport back into the 1700's with a current smartphone... Would the existence of that smartphone be based upon a denial that it could not possibly exist, or that the knowledge was not yet present for it to exist?
#9 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-10-22 07:39 PM | Reply | Newsworthy 1
#9
#10 | Posted by Corky at 2025-10-22 08:14 PM | Reply
What??????????????
Here I was looking forward to frolicking in the clouds, partially naked with wings and a halo.
#11 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-10-22 08:17 PM | Reply
#11
Thanks for visual! ;*)
#12 | Posted by Corky at 2025-10-22 08:22 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
And here I thought that I would get a sexy body and curves that won't quit. Oh humbug.
#13 | Posted by LauraMohr at 2025-10-22 08:25 PM | Reply | Funny: 1
If you really wanna tick MAGA off, remind them that God invented sex.
It werks almost every time.
#14 | Posted by Corky at 2025-10-22 08:25 PM | Reply
#13
That could still happen! Just here, not there. You are already where Heaven will be.
Ok, maybe not in red states right away; that may take time.
#15 | Posted by Corky at 2025-10-22 08:28 PM | Reply
Bullshit. He blasphemes at 1:50 and again at 5:30.
The message here is "As above, so below". That's the oldest trick in Satan's book.
#16 | Posted by HeliumRat at 2025-10-22 09:50 PM | Reply
Is religion little more than people trying to understand that which they do not yet understand?
#17 | Posted by LampLighter at 2025-10-22 10:00 PM | Reply
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