"Flags are at half-staff across Florida today to mark the eighth anniversary of the mass shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, where 17 people, most of them students, were killed and another 18 were severely injured."

Weak! Any true remembrance should involve thousand of guns being fired into the air. Solemnly.

But hey, at least open carry is now OK in Florida. So that's something.