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Husband says Wife Grabbed from Canoe by Alligator
A woman was killed by an alligator while canoeing with her husband on a Central Florida lake just south of Orlando.
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An alligator attacked and killed a woman on a central Florida lake Tuesday afternoon, authorities said. The woman was with her husband at the time of the deadly attack.[image or embed] -- CBS News (@cbsnews.com) May 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM
An alligator attacked and killed a woman on a central Florida lake Tuesday afternoon, authorities said. The woman was with her husband at the time of the deadly attack.[image or embed]
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#1 | Posted by censored at 2025-05-07 03:16 PM | Reply
Tragic occurrence. In FL, it's perhaps best to assume (unless otherwise is clearly the case) that fresh water areas are highly likely to host gators; brackish water may conceal both gators and salt water crocs. It's borderline Jurassic Park.
#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-05-07 03:45 PM | Reply
Hi Doc: Not a complex issue, right? BTW: Recently a bear killed a man and his dog in Jerome, FL (Collier County) and a shark killed a swimmer in Israel for the first time: i.pinimg.com
#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-07 03:56 PM | Reply
Florida seems like a good place to go kill your spouse.
#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-07 04:05 PM | Reply
#4: Hi Clownshack: And forget the cruise ships that depart Florida: www.wikihow.com
#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-07 04:31 PM | Reply
My moneys on the dude offing his old lady.
#6 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-05-07 05:26 PM | Reply
#6 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS
Given you posting history.. Makes perfect sense and it seems exactly like something you would do.
#7 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-05-07 06:09 PM | Reply
Does this guy offer canoe trips and tours to the public? For maybe $75,000 a passenger?
Asking for a friend.
#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-07 09:42 PM | Reply
The article says the husband tried fighting it off.
Or was his oar pushing her closer to the alligator's mouth? :-)
(Expect alligators to be in fresh water anywhere in Florida)
#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-05-08 04:09 AM | Reply
#7 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-05-07 06:09 PM | Reply | Flag:
Well aren't you just a retarded little ray of sunshine....
#10 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-05-08 10:11 AM | Reply
#10 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS
Even a "retarded little ray of sunshine" burns bright in the Darkness of your hate.
#11 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-05-08 11:21 AM | Reply
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