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Wednesday, May 07, 2025

A woman was killed by an alligator while canoeing with her husband on a Central Florida lake just south of Orlando.

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An alligator attacked and killed a woman on a central Florida lake Tuesday afternoon, authorities said. The woman was with her husband at the time of the deadly attack.

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-- CBS News (@cbsnews.com) May 7, 2025 at 11:45 AM

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#1 | Posted by censored at 2025-05-07 03:16 PM | Reply

Tragic occurrence. In FL, it's perhaps best to assume (unless otherwise is clearly the case) that fresh water areas are highly likely to host gators; brackish water may conceal both gators and salt water crocs. It's borderline Jurassic Park.

#2 | Posted by Doc_Sarvis at 2025-05-07 03:45 PM | Reply

Hi Doc: Not a complex issue, right? BTW: Recently a bear killed a man and his dog in Jerome, FL (Collier County) and a shark killed a swimmer in Israel for the first time: i.pinimg.com

#3 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-07 03:56 PM | Reply

Florida seems like a good place to go kill your spouse.

#4 | Posted by ClownShack at 2025-05-07 04:05 PM | Reply

#4: Hi Clownshack: And forget the cruise ships that depart Florida: www.wikihow.com

#5 | Posted by C0RI0LANUS at 2025-05-07 04:31 PM | Reply

My moneys on the dude offing his old lady.

#6 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-05-07 05:26 PM | Reply

My moneys on the dude offing his old lady.

#6 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

Given you posting history.. Makes perfect sense and it seems exactly like something you would do.

#7 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-05-07 06:09 PM | Reply

Does this guy offer canoe trips and tours to the public? For maybe $75,000 a passenger?

Asking for a friend.

#8 | Posted by snoofy at 2025-05-07 09:42 PM | Reply

The article says the husband tried fighting it off.

Or was his oar pushing her closer to the alligator's mouth? :-)

(Expect alligators to be in fresh water anywhere in Florida)

#9 | Posted by AMERICANUNITY at 2025-05-08 04:09 AM | Reply

Given you posting history.. Makes perfect sense and it seems exactly like something you would do.

#7 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-05-07 06:09 PM | Reply | Flag:

Well aren't you just a retarded little ray of sunshine....

#10 | Posted by lfthndthrds at 2025-05-08 10:11 AM | Reply

Well aren't you just a retarded little ray of sunshine....

#10 | POSTED BY LFTHNDTHRDS

Even a "retarded little ray of sunshine" burns bright in the Darkness of your hate.

#11 | Posted by donnerboy at 2025-05-08 11:21 AM | Reply

I've kayaked and hiked past plenty of gators in Florida. They always seem disinterested if not scared of me.

#12 | Posted by TFDNihilist at 2025-05-10 11:09 AM | Reply

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