this whole current meltdown started when frozen-fish-stick heir and roasted balls&ck aficionado Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson invited Nazi f*ckstick Nick Fuentes onto his podcast to whitesupremacist it up for two and a half hours.

the thing you need to know about Nick Fuentes is that he ------ sucks.

here's something the Nickster said last March.

"Jews are running society, women need to shut the [expletive] up, Blacks need to be imprisoned for the most part, and we would live in paradise. It's that simple."

Nick seems nice, doesn't he?

after the Carlson-Fuentes hatefest dropped, a handful of establishment Republicans issued a few limp-dicked harumph-harumphs about how disappointed they were to see Old Tuckums give a white supremacist a platform.

and that's when Heritage Foundation president Kevin Roberts decided that the best possible contribution he could make to the discourse was to find the nearest hornet's nest, shove his d!ck into it, and give it a vigorous clown------.

Other leading conservatives rushed to Carlson's defense, including Kevin Roberts, the president of the Heritage Foundation, who threw the Trump-aligned think tank into turmoil when he blasted the "globalist class" for criticizing the segment. Jewish groups, along with numerous Heritage staffers and conservative figures, said the phrase played on antisemitic conspiracy theories.

that's right, Kevin Roberts used antisemitic tropes to defend a rabid antisemite " because he ------ sucks.

of course, the entire Heritage Foundation ------ sucks. they're the ----------- who cooked up this whole Project 2025 nightmare we're all currently trapped in.

here's what happened next.